If I don't get it, I will be inconceivably angry. 

Not because I'll still be out of a job, because I've already shaved.

It'll take months to grow back my glorious beard, and if I get the job I'll have to KEEP it shaved.

But I'm doing it for the money, once I get the money I'll just buy a beard net. 

But until then I'm shaved.

God I am mad.