Here's the invocation.

O Muse, sing in me,

of the heroes, long gone now,

starting from the first of

many obstacles they shall pass:

the bus stop, a wily opponent,

deceiving the heroes with false time-tables,

and uncomfortable benches.

O Muse, sing of their battles,

googling when the hell the next bus comes,

and offering up hekatombs to the gods

for their victory over the beast.

The many heroes with many names,

from Jacob, the leader of men,

to Lucky, the roller of dice.

I shall sing of their prowess,

the fights against the bus stop,

and their glorious power over it,

with the assistance of Odin,

3G connection, and google.