Ah, thanks. That's a pretty old term. I'm still old enough to know it, just didn't immediately recognize the anagram.

I LOVE tvtropes. Also, how is that a tvtrope? It refers to the old apple OS.

EDIT: And yeah this is definitely a Heroic BSOD not a Despair Event Horizon.
To clarify this is not total catatonia, but more like comatose. Sorry, mixing up terms. He just needs a good [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GetAHoldOfYourselfMan]Get A Hold of Yourself, Man![/url] of some kind.