[quote=ManoftheNorth]
Ok, so I am going to once more apologize for my absence, life has been... rough, to say the least the past few weeks. The past few days I have been busy dealing with Insurance and this Obamacare ordeal. Then, of course parental problems, parental marridal problems, parental care problems, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc. I, Austin Napier, do solemnly swear upon my long hair and my quill, that I shall write a post tomorrow forged only of the grandest reply and deepest emotion. It shall entail a section for each and every soul I have created within this tome, and it shall surely add it's mix of issues, emotion, and problems. It will assuredly be a long post, filled with a ripe essence of creativity. and I shall be sure to write this fanatical episode early in the hours of dawn.(It will also have a wee bit oft gore, violence, blood, and disembowelment.) Signed:~
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All I can see is you wearing a presidential outfit while signing the bottom of the declaration of independence with Hail to the chief playing in the background... Here, let me set the mood!!!! -cracks knuckles and starts to write a fitting post-

NOTE: You MUST press play on the music and have it running through the below post!!! It makes it so much more inspirational <3

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The sound of a clock ticking and the soft scratches of the quill tip brushing over the scroll filled the room adding to the anticipation and longing of those watching on as he continued to write out his promises to his people, his hand reaching out so that he could once again dab the tip into the inkwell with all intentions of making his mark on the world that was Camp Half Blood permanent and official. Birds chirped softly as they flew among the tree's and buildings working together on going about their everyday lives outside the window while inside a momentous occasion was looming, soon to be shared with all those involved. Placing his quill to the side to rest he stood up brushing himself off as he gained the attention of all those who had come so far to be with him on such an important day in history, delicately he lifted the scroll up high standing tall as his strong proud voice echoed through the room gaining the attention of all who heard it,

[center][i]I, Austin Napier, do solemnly swear upon my long hair and my quill, that I shall write a post tomorrow forged only of the grandest reply and deepest emotion. It shall entail a section for each and every soul I have created within this tome, and it shall surely add it's mix of issues, emotion, and problems. It will assuredly be a long post, filled with a ripe essence of creativity. and I shall be sure to write this fanatical episode early in the hours of dawn.(It will also have a wee bit oft gore, violence, blood, and disembowelment.) [/i][/center]

Placing it back down against the polished wooden desk he once again held the quill confidently within his caring and gentle grasp as he signed his name along the bottom big and proud so that all could see. With their true level headed companion back in their company the crowd stood from their seats applauding and celebrating his return into their loving embrace. And they all lived happily ever after...

The End~

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