Kinky. If that's gonna be my starting event, then I'm looking forward to it already. I'm just wondering what kind of bonuses the "Slacking Off 3" trait'll give me for that. 

At any rate, I'll be off to the airport soon, I might have access to a PC and the like where I'm going, but chances are I'll have just a phone, so I can post here, but likely nothing IC 'till I get back.