[quote=Callthecops]
 I thought this was fantasy, not "A couple dudes walk around and get obliterated by a dragon".
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People need to remember that Sariloth likes her island. She eats sheep. And she has no sense of good or evil. She's about as mundane as a rock. A large, hard to anger, viciously dangerous rock. 

She isn't going to all of a sudden decide, 'Hey, I feel like tracking down a bunch of adventurers that I have no idea or knowledge of and eat them all.' That just won't happen. However, if, say, 20,000 orcs and a whole group of world altering bad guys start messing with her beautiful, lazy slumbering ways, she may eat them.

I'm all caught up and stuff though. And now I'm going to make a character for the party. Since the first two are going to be small parts and not have much to do with the party, at least to begin with, I may as well have one in the party. This is something I have done several times in the past and I am more than able enough to handle it. 

But first I am going to write my friend a letter. Yes, an actual letter. I haven't done this since I got out of jail. The idea of having to communicate by USPS is, well, silly.