Sam wouldn't kill you for poking his cheeks. He isn't the 'murder murder super cerial' type.

Also, I've got a post up, I left the fight as open as I could, since I noticed most people don't have actual fighting capabilities Pre-black-goopy-miasma-shit (this is now a canon technical term.) If people want to still get involved, I didn't specify numbers anywhere. Sam would be happy fighting three people or ten people.