[quote=Grammar Nazi]
Except for me playing the antisocial introvert because at that point, I'm just like, fuck it. Let me help you dominate the world. And then find a way to revive my teammates because I somehow developed a sense of loyalty to them when the idiot leader wouldn't leave me the hell alone. And then I stab you in the back and we almost kill you, but the idiot leader pitied you and kept you alive. And then we ALL die because she's an idiot.
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Except it turns out I WAS THE VILLAIN THE WHOLE TIME! And my subordinate brings me back to life to gloat about my masterful plan that was not in place.