[quote=Voltin]
I would do it, having very little else but right and search for a place to live right now, but seeing as how Roland is going to be a part of the boarding party, I'm probably the least suited for the job. :/
[/quote]

Could always do SB posts.
Or CC everyone else's characters from Roland's perspective. Portraying them with complete inaccuracy. 
We'll blame the head implant.