*Polls. Every time someone voted, it warranted it popping to the top of the first page. It was the silent equivalent of a poster desperately crying "bump" when their thread goes inactive. You could vote on a thread that hadn't been posted in for three months, drifting down the tenth page, and it'd come back. And most likely, someone would post on it, thinking they found something new until they saw the dates everywhere.

*Image smilies automatically replacing superior text smilies. Forcing the laborious extra step of adding a white/off-white color (to one character) to block 'em.

*Stalker Board. I don't want people seeing everything I posted that day.

*Posting History. I don't want people to see what I did a month ago.

*Music Players on a member's profile page.

LOL Sora's Gay.

ActRaiserTheReturned said
LOL Sora's Gay.

Who's Sora? =o

ActRaiserTheReturned said
LOL Sora's Gay.

lolalex'sgay

Tick said
*Music Players on a member's profile page.

lel myspace

Music players with auto play take a couple years off my life every time.

>makes an autoplay playlist with Cannibal Corpse's discography at full volume

For extra asshole points, make the stop/pause button impossible to find

I wasn't even aware music players were a thing on old guild.

"Omg this is totally my theme song, it's like it was written about me until I find one edgier. <3 <3"

Fucking gag.

I kinfda also like the lack of stalker infrastructure

lel myspace

It's retrofuturistic.

>makes an autoplay...

Demon from Hell doesn't cover this. Maybe ambitious cultist achiever of Azathoth.

Dervish said
I wasn't even aware music players were a thing on old guild."Omg this is totally my theme song, it's like it was written about me until I find one edgier. <3 <3"Fucking gag.

Like the Posting History comment(I've significantly improved in my character and writing since that 20th post ago you can't see anymore, really), the Music Player thing was a joke. I don't think we had those. Much to our luck.

I did go to an old RP forum that added them, though. That was fucking horrible. Best part: Jumping to a page and my computer unexpectedly screaming its death rattle. You don't actively think about the volume button until you go to places with auto-background music and video ads.
Good thing I didn't go there when I was at a library.

I thought it sounded off. You liar. :[

And your library had speakers? Ritzy shit man.

Tick said
*Polls. Every time someone voted, it warranted it popping to the top of the first page. It was the silent equivalent of a poster desperately crying "bump" when their thread goes inactive. You could vote on a thread that hadn't been posted in for three months, drifting down the tenth page, and it'd come back. And most likely, someone would post on it, thinking they found something new until they saw the dates everywhere.

Fucking Rocketman :)