[quote=Aoi Sora]
Doritos, healthy? You've gotta be..Yes. Healthiest food out there, like ever. Even better than that unhealthy stuff, like salad and sugar free granola bars. That stuff is too bad for our health. I mean, look at Coca Cola. Cleans toilets as well as it cleans our colons!
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It's not only healthy, but it tastes like heaven!