I casually stroll trough a portal back onto the crass field with the pool and the warded house.
I am covered in tar, ice slush and flaming excrement. I have taken of my shoes and trail a path of cinders.
But still I look happy.
After a few moments of reflection I feel my calm has returned, my wrathful anger replaced by diabolical malice.
I smile very nicely at the two bubbled ladies. "You are very well prepared. Astounding foresight. A suggestion though, get Kyle a bubble too. If he dislikes me now, he is going to hate me in a few moments."

I slowly walk up to the house and casually dodge a few bricks that finish the edging around the door. I raise my hand to knock and shards of glass fly up to form a glass to meet my hand before it enters the building. I knock. 
"Hello? Are you in there? Please, can Ashley come out and play?" I ask so politely it's almost unnerving.