Ooh, ooh! Story time. 

A tropical island. A luxury resort. Beaches, bars, and babes. But what's this? An escaped Chinese sexbot in the image of a fictional communist dictator has arrived, seeking a hideout from the mysterious forces chasing him. He is followed by Ethiopian and Armenian intelligence assets including a femme-fatale spy named Sasha and a pair of Ethiopian home slices. With them are leaders from across the world - the sociopath king of Spain, the raging alcoholic president of Armenia who makes Mad Men look like an anti-smoking commercial, and the psychotropic drug-addicted ex-monarch of Ethiopia's empire. The stage is set for a battle as small disagreements turn into giant battles.

With the sudden appearance of American special forces, the intelligent agents began to search for the sexbot and its valuable technology. Firefights began to break out throughout the resort, warranting the attention of a French naval task force in the area. They dispatched GIGN forces to quell the riots, unknowingly setting the stage for something far worse. The fights made their way to the beach, where people were already fighting off the French helicopters. Meanwhile, the Ethiopian monarch - Sahle - wandered into the basement while high as a kite and found an inter dimensional portal. Unknowingly, he summoned the legendary son of the Goat God Hebert - Norm the Conqueror (also a goat.) Yet as Norm led his army through the portal, the fabric of the two universes began to tear. 

On the surface, things were getting worse. A Spanish submarine had launched torpedoes containing the feared Cazadore special forces at the island in an attempt to capture the sexbot, leading to a standoff later ended when the sexbot's arms turned into giant dildo swords. The intelligence agents in hot pursuit realized that this fight would be unwinnable with conventional arms. Instead, they turned to rap. The sounds of a rap battle involving the heads of state of many different nations ensued while Norm's goat army - led by the mighty Sahle riding on Norm's back - destroyed the French GIGN and the Spanish Cazadores. The battle reached a fever pitch before the strain of the two universe's merging was too much. As the rap battle's violent crescendo sounded, the universe exploded. And thus, the RP ended. This is the story of a seemingly innocent roleplay named "Roleplayer's Resort."