[quote=Dervish]
Confirmed: Smiral likes beer with a risk of fecal coliform contamination. All beer is gross, btw. It's exactly what I imagine hot, frothy horse piss to taste like.
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[quote=Sole]
Mexican Beer: we didn't have enough good beer for everyone so we just watered it all down to make enough.
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do you wanna fucking fight bruh

my meaningless alcohol preferences are important bruh

on a side note, all hail fireball whiskey