In other news, this adventurer I have in Dwarf Fortress has lived the longest out of any adventurer I have ever had. I finally got them off the silly little island they once lived on and traveled all the way to a new continent. By swimming there. What a damn badass.

The tales of my heroism were so great that even this new continent new my name. They didn't see me as a legend, but... they will. They definitely will. I will find me a megabeast and I will slay a god. Then.

I'll retire them. Hehehe.