[quote=Hank]
Y'all motherfuckers need some good ol' vodka. Let the Russians teach you how to drink. 

Also Belgian beers. Anyone who says that beer tastes gross has clearly not partaken of the divine flavor experience that is indulging in a beautiful, golden pint of the finest abbey ale.
[/quote]

Yeah, but there's a serious problem with Russians drinking cologne. I don't want to drink like them.

Also, it's still horse piss. Just maybe with a hint of fine Belgian chocolate. All beer has the same putrid after taste.