[quote=Hank]
Y'all motherfuckers need some good ol' vodka. Let the Russians teach you how to drink. Also Belgian beers. Anyone who says that beer tastes gross has clearly not partaken of the divine flavor experience that is indulging in a beautiful, golden pint of the finest abbey ale.
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I'll die if I drink vodka tho :c

But yeah, the closest thing to European beers that we have here are shit like Guinness, or Magic Hat 9. Whenever I can, I usually go with a stout or IPA since American beer tastes like water. Apple ale isn't bad either, same with hard cider, so I'll buy those too.