[quote=Dervish]
My whiskey of choice, but apparently the advertising department is staffed entirely by the 12 year olds who do Axe Body Spray's adds.
[/quote]

An acceptable house whiskey. Better than Crown.

[quote=ImANargleHunter]
You're right. That's actually what I'm doing right now. Except tonight I'm wearing a sequin crop top.
[/quote]

.....God Dammit Nargle. You're reminding me of my friends...

FROM 14 GODDAMN YEARS AGO!