Eddy and his pointy ears fled from his fondling with resounding speed. He lunged forth and seized the clipboard. He knew that his immense physical strength would dwarf these fools, but his immaculate sense of design and organization was even grander still. Eddy and his pointy ears signed his name with the most skillful and sacred of calligraphic techniques. The parade would be the first true test of his homosexual prowess. He and his pointy ears would not be bested.