Boringverse

"The cultists have failed to silence the insects that detected us Bludgeon" Said the Fallen

"Dammit I should have gone myself...what would Warworld be without me ravaging fools at it's helm?" Bludgeon responded

"Do not be too disappointed, apparently we are not the only alien race here, we have an opportunity to use this and the pathetic fleshlings feuding to our advantage"

"How so?"
"You will go to what these Humans call the "Plants" and give it's leaders a token of a herald of Unicron's "Friendship""
"Can I kill everything that gets in my way?"
"Only the ones foolish enough to attack first, normally I would say no but the people of this world seem....stupid. Exceptionally so, so they might be actually impressed by a brutal show of power. And even if our "Diplomacy" doesn't work be sure their leaders get our "gift" by force."

"I got one question Fallen?"
"And that is?"
"You and your Dark Science could wreck every civilization on this planet 10 times over, why play puppeteer with these cockroaches?"

"Where is the fun in that? I'm curious how long this world will crack with hate before it breaks then we will take the tainted yolk and feed it to the Master. Besides I have a feeling Tarantulas will take a while"

"So basically you want to kill time?"
"The Black Hole gave me no opportunities for entertainment Bludgeon, my patience is great but even it has limits."

"Hopefully we won't rust over when he gets done."

"Go" 

Bludgeon took the Helm of Warwold and it flew off to "Greet" the Plants