[b]Boringverse [/b]

Warworld began approaching the Plants and a fleet of Zaft battleships began hailing it

"Unidentified craft please identify yourself! If you do not comply we will commence fire immediately"

Bludgeon's skeletal pretender visage grinned with glee

The chance for slaughter revealed itself

"Fire"

The Cultist crew complied and annihilated the entire complement with a barrage from all of Warworlds guns

"Hahahahaahahah time to give these worms a visit, I'll go alone"

Bludgeon took to the airlock and floated into space. 

Patrick Zala was irate

"One ship took down our entire complement sent to guard the council? One goddamn ship?"
"Apparently these Aliens are more dangerous than we expected" Rau responded somehow keeping his cool

Alarms began blaring

Something had punctured trough the outer hull of the Plants. Something was about to enter.

"Send all available forces to defend against these invaders! I want no ground given to them!"

In the colony Bludgeon had punched a hole straight into a residential area plunging many unsuspecting bystanders into the void of Space to die in agony.

Their screams were like music to his audio preceptors.

A squad composed of 20 GINN's hovered above Bludgeon with their arms readied

Bludgeon was amused by the toys these Humans possessed. 

Humanoid machines witch a juicy center inside, it would be interesting to see how well they can survive against a master Metallikato. Or not. 

"Sir it looks like some kind of....walking Skeleton!" A Pilot said over communications
"Is this some kind of sick joke?" A second said
"That thing is huge! Do the Aliens have their own Mobile Suits?" A third one said intimidated 

"Hear me now Humans of ZAFT! You can either turn back now and live the pathetic remainder of your lives in dishonor, or die in agony knowing your lives were wasted in a fruitless attempt to defeat me."

"Fire!" The commander instructed

Bludgeon did nothing but stand as the rounds failed to even scratch him 

He unsheathed his sword and prepared his counterattack

"A shame, I was expecting a challenge. You're just more fools I can cut down with my optics covered!"

Bludgeon jumped into a adjacent Building bounced off it and leaped into the sky

"Where did he go? Wha-" Before the commanding unit could complete it's sentence a large figure was standing somehow weightlessly on its head

Bludgeon then took one of his swords and impaled the unit with it and jumped into a second unit using it as another springboard and continued slashing.

"Too fast! He's too damn fast!" A pilot said panicking and firing wildly at the air to the point of risking friendly fire 

For the third jump he simply kicked one Ginn into another one pulverizing both at once

Bludgeon landed on the ground elegantly and left his pretender shell to transform into his Tank form.

His tank form fired into the air decimating his remaining 16 attackers in a matter of seconds 

"Pathetic!" Bludgeon went back into his shell

He was seemingly oblivious to the fact another Ginn was behind him hidden by a corner attempting to get close 

Emphasis on seemingly

Just when the Ginn was about to get close enough to strike a blow Bludgeon grabbed the blade with one hand 

"Ahhhhhh!" The pilot screamed 

"I have one request fleshing and I may let you live. Where do your leaders reside in?"
"T-the Supreme council building! Please don't kill me please! I have a family! A wife and a kid!"
"Tell me what it looks like."
"A-a large gold building..you can't miss it!"

Bludgeon made a smile seemed almost demonic with his skull like head as he put his blade away and took his hand off the GINN's weapon

"Y-you aren't going to kill me now right?"
"Of course I won't, thank you for your cooperation." He said sounding eerily pleasant 

Just when the ZAFT pilot thought he was getting off easy Bludgeon's blade automatically ejected from his scabbard and the GINN was smashed into pieces and the pilot's limp body was sent flying. 

"Hahahahahaha fool, you should have known better to expect mercy from a herald of Unicron." 

Bludgeon prepared for another wave of Mobile Suits

Half an hour later

Zala was holed under his desk in panic after he heard the alien had pierced his defenses 

He had a gun in hand and waited for the inevitable

Large footsteps were slowly growing closer 

The wall sounded like it was smashed in now

“Oh god oh god oh god! Lenore....please wait for me....”

"Come out Chairman don't be shy!" A metallic and foreboding voice said from the hole

Zala saw a large figure with a face like a human skull

He was filled with total dread.

"What do you want with me monster?"

"That hurts you know. I just came here to talk and all you do is attack me even with words."
"You destroyed our nations defense unit! With one ship! And you say you just wanted to talk?"
"Yes, we just wanted to give you a present."

Zala became intrigued 

"Like what? What does it do?"

"Just a token of friendship from an old teacher of mine called The Fallen, it unlocks a Humans evolutionary potential to unexceeded heights!" Bludgeon said

Zala became unnerved by this offer, he beloved (erroneously) Coordinators were the height of Human potential. But then again this was from an alien that pretty much made his entire kind look like an embarrassment.

He took the canister

"How does it work?"

"Just inject it my friend, go ahead it's perfectly safe."

Zala had no choice, he had a feeling if he didn't take the gift he wouldn't survive. And besides if he's not lying maybe he can ascend to something beyond a Coordinator if such a thing was possible, and for some reason he could feel the energies in the capsule calling him. 

Zala injected it and his mind began to go dark. All the anger and hate he felt became amplified to inhuman bounds. It was as if he was a puppet on string being pulled by something greater then himself, and he liked it.

He commenced to bow down to Bludgeon 

"What is your will herald?" 

Bludgeon began smiling wickedly 

"First things first set up Negotiations with the Head Personnel of the EF to give them the same gift you received. "
"It will be done, praise Unicron!"