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Name: Carnus Uvenk
Alias: Gator, The Party Gator, Walking Handbag, Jackhole, Jackass, Reptilian Fuckstick, various sexual terms in at least thirteen alien languages.
Gender: Male
Age: 37
Race: Caradochian. A species that can best be described as anthropomorphic space crocodiles/alligators/camans, they were one of the first to make contact with Earth, and since then they've become a common sight in bars, frat houses, heavy metal concerts, mosh pits, ass-kicking contests, back-alley street fights, back-alley dance competitions, back-alley ping pong tournements, and David Bowie conventions (Bowie apparently resembles one of their gods. Why one of their gods resembled a member of a species they had no prior contact with is beyond anyone's explaination.) For the most part they resemble upright-walking crocodilians, with some variations in facial structure similar to those seen on the various subspecies of Earthian breeds. Their skin ranges from olive green, khaki, brown, to black, though some have been known to be born bright red (These specimens are picked on as having no souls and being similar to vampires.) Typically broad of the shoulder and burley in stature, they tend to stand between 6 and 7 feet tall.
Appearance: Carnus is fairly typical for a Caradochian, standing 6'3" and burley. His scales are khaki in color with a few brow stripes along his back up to the back of his head, and his head is alligator-like in shape, bright blue eyes always seeming to size people up (and deciding if they're worth robbing or not.) His wardrobe is straight out of an 80s/Early 90s heavy metal concert, consisting of leather, denim and band patches, most of which is black with the exceptions of a few band shirts.
Position: Delivery Guy/Security/Back-Up Resident Idiot when the regular one is out for the episode.
Personality: Again, Carnus is fairly typical for Caradochians, sharing a love of classic heavy metal, beer, frat house party games, and random fights with complete strangers for no reason beyond boredom and more than likely drunkenness (When he usualy begins this competitions in the tradtional Caradochian fashion; Smashing a beer bottle over his head and screaming at the top of his lungs at whoever he's fighting.) He is also almost religiously devoted to David Bowie, possesing every single albumn he ever recorded, every film he had anything remotely to do with, and even a couple locks of Bowie's hair which he keeps locked in his room with trip-wired shotguns and beartraps set around the display case (He's also promised to cave in the skull of anyone that gets near them with a tire iron and to eat whatever falls out.) Despite his metalhead/frat boy mentality, he's a decent enough friend, even if he does steal from you from time to time when the rent's due.
Biography: There isn't too much to be said about this piece of work. Born and raised on Caradochia 23 (Caradochian astronomers are extremely uncreative in naming their stars, moons and planets), the closest of the inhabited Caradochian worlds to Earth. Since his people got Earth broadcasts from the 80s a decade late, he took quickly to the heavy metal style of life and partied hard and lived even harder. Eventualy, though, he ended up dropping out of high school and drifted off across the galaxy from one odd job to the next until he ended up on Earth, where he's taken a job with a delievery company for less than minimum wage (Which he suppliments with sale of Space Weed on the side. And the occasional swap-out of delievery items with useless crap to sell himself.)
Miscellaneous: Really, really loves beer. And Space Weed.
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Doctor Eckhart Nosek [Owner and General Doctorate Holder]: Gets along well enough, occasionaly burglarizes when the rent's due.
Jane Pepper [Pilot/Navigator/And Sex Appeal?]: Tries to get along well. Also tried to convince her to sleep with him. Three times.
Krios Cerus [Engineer]: No formal opinion, but thinks he could be a decent drinking buddy.
Carnus Uvenk [IdiotDelivery Boy]: Thinks he is a badass.
Glyxisarius Sel'thice [Mostly Harmless Doctor]: No formal opinion on the man. Wonders if he can get him some decent Space Weed.
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