[quote=Lucius Cypher]
Impossible. Only Varric has achieved such a thing, and you cannot ever hope to reach touch upon his glory. Your dreams are as weak as you convictions, and such a character would never exist in this realm, or the next!
[/quote]

Indeed. No dwarf worth his salt is clean shaven, to do so is heresy. I feel I shall go to great lengths to preserve the sanctity of the dwarven people.