[quote=Scallop]
Lily had a very happy unbirthday?
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She is unborn.

That means she's undead.

Undead means they barely have life, which is related to the half-life formula.

Half-Life 3 confirmed.

[quote=FaithsRose]
A lion being chased off a bus by bus riders wielding broomsticks? xD Yeah I laughed at that by the way :P Customers in the shop think I'm well and truly crackers! Thank you for such an awesome mental image xD
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I lol'd at that part, too.