Eddy and his pointy ears was a bit unsure about all of this cock worship. No one had even offered to buy him dinner yet. With some hesitation, he touched the regal rod before him. The light emitting from its spout erupted into blinding light. His retinas were scorched, and Eddy and his pointy ears screamed out with great angst. He collapsed to the floor, blinded. 

From that Great Cock emerged all too familiar loins. Mentulla Phallican's loins smiled at his summoners, and now soon to be sacrifices.