Eddy and his pointy ears lay dying in so much orange juice. He could feel his life force ebbing away. Eddy and his pointy ears slowly ascended to the heavens. Or so he thought. With a snap, his Pointy Ears detached themselves and fluttered into the Great Beyond. Eddy without his pointy ears fell, screaming, as he descended lower into the hellfire. His cries of damnation gurgled in the orange juice, and his salad had achieved absolute zero. He tried to free himself, only to be drug back down by the raccoons, who then sodomized him one by one.

Meanwhile, the Pointy Ears began to glow. They were taking on their true form, the form of another deity who was not yet known in this age. The radiant Pointy Ears flashed once, and a new figure stood in that basement. Rapturius the Swagnostic was born.