Illuvatar - I mentioned mass and water volume and such in an earlier post. I've just caught up on everything, and I'm going to ask that you make some changes with your character.
You can't shrink the amount of water you have to the point of a water bottle unless it's a very big bottle or you're a very small person. Too dramatic a change in mass.

This is the big one, you CAN'T analyze the fluids in the body for information, I'm sorry, that doesn't make any sense even from a mythical standpoint, and even less so from a standpoint of a Naiad. Remove it.

To the lovely and delightful Aphelion, sweetest of hearts, my dear, the card of which the Academy supplies will carry funds of a universal nature, lovely one, that you can use through out the city of Purgatory.

There, no aggression.