How often do you say 'fight me'

[Antarctic Termite]

Also what do if someone takes you up on the offer like

Am I meant to make puns at them or something

[Vilageidiotx]

i don't. i'm a motherfucking pacifist.

[Halo]

like, as a joke? all the time

but seriously, no, wtf, why would i. fighting is for people who don't have enough appreication for dank memes to fight it out with good old-fashioned internet faggotry

[scribz]

Every morning when my alarm goes off.

[The Nexerus]

I've said it once, right before I got in a fight.

[cpldingo]

Lol I have actually told people ...

"Sir you have disrespected me, I challenge you to a duel of fisticuffs"
Sometimes it de-escalates the situation...other times... I actually dual.