[OOC] Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

[LimeyPanda]

[The Irish Tree]

LimeyPanda said
The irony is that as soon as Tarkus uses his mighty Tinnitus move, Orion will quote Tree's Sig and be all bear-like.

Well then, since Tarkus already has a girlfriend and Orion is a big angry bear (I KNOW HE'S BASED ON TEDDY ROOSEVELT, DON'T TRY FOOLING ANYBODY PANDA BANCHO!), wanna call a truce and instead blame Smith for making the shipping a thing? Tarkus could always just mimic Pascale's voice and blare "My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard" over the PA. Except he can do it on a timer. The perks of convenient Mechanic backstory.

[Asura]

The Irish Tree said
Well then, since Tarkus already has a girlfriend and Orion is a big angry bear (I KNOW HE'S BASED ON TEDDY ROOSEVELT, DON'T TRY FOOLING ANYBODY PANDA BANCHO!), wanna call a truce and instead blame Smith for making the shipping a thing? Tarkus could always just mimic Pascale's voice and blare "My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard" over the PA. Except he can do it on a timer. The perks of convenient Mechanic backstory.

NO. IT HAS TO BE ARARA OR IT'S NOT THE SAME. The samurai like asian voice completes it.

[The Irish Tree]

Asura said
NO. IT HAS TO BE ARARA OR IT'S NOT THE SAME. The samurai like asian voice completes it.

Yeah, except she'd probably castrate Tarkus.

[Asura]

The Irish Tree said
Yeah, except she'd probably castrate Tarkus.

I know a girl who can sew those back on for cheap.

[The Irish Tree]

Asura said
I know a girl who can sew those back on for cheap.

NO! HE HAS TO RETAIN HIS MAN PARTS FULLY INTACT TO BECOME A WIZARD AND STOP TIME TO KILL ALL GRIMM EVERYWHERE! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THE BRILIANCE OF MY PLAN?

[ERode]

Welp, almost have my Aesil sheet up. Just need to find her a theme now.

[Asura]

ERode said
Welp, almost have my Aesil sheet up. Just need to find her a theme now.

You bastard.

[Sixsmith]

The Irish Tree said
Well then, since Tarkus already has a girlfriend and Orion is a big angry bear (I KNOW HE'S BASED ON TEDDY ROOSEVELT, DON'T TRY FOOLING ANYBODY PANDA BANCHO!), wanna call a truce and instead blame Smith for making the shipping a thing? Tarkus could always just mimic Pascale's voice and blare "My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard" over the PA. Except he can do it on a timer. The perks of convenient Mechanic backstory.

"You can look, just don't touch."

She'd only castrate them if they touched and didn't pay. If they paid, she'd take their money and then castrate them.

And I can't help it. Orion is too cuddly for me not to ship with someone.

By the end of this week, Orion will become quite the popular manwhore. Huehuehue. >:3 He will be shipped with all of the mens and womens of our RWBY world.

Orion/Isaac

Such love-hate relationship. Much angry sex. Many hawt.

It would be all the rage in Japan. With Isaac being such a tsundere and Orion being the typical complying waifu who finds great pleasure in making Isaac his bitch in bed. >:D

[Asura]

Keep yer hands off my cat girl, you damn dirty ape.

[Sixsmith]

Asura said
Keep yer hands off my cat girl, you damn dirty ape.

Lyndsey/Arara/Aesil would be FotM around campus. Huehuehue.

[The Irish Tree]

Sixsmith said
Lyndsey/Arara/Aesil would be all the rage around campus. Huehuehue.

Pffft. Like it or not, Tarkus/Zoll is already a thing!
(It's technically incest too if that whets your appetite you filthy shipper.)

[Sixsmith]

The Irish Tree said
Pffft. Like it or not, Tarkus/Zoll is already a thing!(It's technically incest too if that whets your appetite you filthy shipper.)

Tarkus/Zoll/Tarkus'Dad

[Asura]

The Irish Tree said
Pffft. Like it or not, Tarkus/Zoll is already a thing!(It's technically incest too if that whets your appetite you filthy shipper.)

This is why we don't human transmute.

[The Irish Tree]

Sixsmith said
Tarkus/Zoll/Tarkus'Dad

But...He's dead.
You sick piece of shit.

[Sixsmith]

The Irish Tree said
But...He's dead.You sick piece of shit.

>:3 >:3 >:3

Shall I continue?

[LimeyPanda]

The Irish Tree said
Well then, since Tarkus already has a girlfriend and Orion is a big angry bear (I KNOW HE'S BASED ON TEDDY ROOSEVELT, DON'T TRY FOOLING ANYBODY PANDA BANCHO!), wanna call a truce and instead blame Smith for making the shipping a thing? Tarkus could always just mimic Pascale's voice and blare "My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard" over the PA. Except he can do it on a timer. The perks of convenient Mechanic backstory.

Despite having the argument winning retort, I shall allow this alliance. Smith's tyranny will end under the might of my punch!

Also, I remember Teddy Roosevelt. He is one of two American presidents I can say o know I approve of!

[Asura]

Sixsmith said
>:3 >:3 >:3Shall I continue?

Every time Hae ships, another Unicorn is born somewhere in Emerald Forest

[The Irish Tree]

LimeyPanda said
Despite having the argument winning retort, I shall allow this alliance. Smith's tyranny will end under the might of my punch!Also, I remember Teddy Roosevelt. He is one of two American presidents I can say o know I approve of!

Teddy, Wilson, and Lincoln were the best because they didn't follow the great American tradition of "Leave it for the next guy". Washington was cool because he didn't take sides and told most of Europe to go fuck itself with a soap ring. And then nobody listened to him about Political parties being a bad idea.

Sixsmith said
>:3 >:3 >:3Shall I continue?

Pascale/Oyaji is OTP and you know it.

[LimeyPanda]

Pascale/BB is OTP.

Much basement, such [s]sexslave.[\s] roofline

Wow.