[OOC] Dystopian Grand Prix

[King Tai]

Lol I'll have a post up soon.

[6slyboy6]

@Treue
Hehe, I plan on utilizing both my superior frame and firepower as soon as I can. Race hard, race dirty is my motto. If I have a tank, I plan on killing shit. If I wanted vanilla racing I would have came with something like your ride. But I guess i can spare you for the first race. Robert won't fuck with the first palce, only with the guys in the back.

[Delta44]

Post is up. Wanted to flesh out lil miss Hex a bit, give her some background and character :P I am bad at describing cars driving despite being a racing game fanatic XD

[Dolerman]

Its only one lap by the way

[Delta44]

Its only one lap by the way

@Dynamo Frokane

That would've been useful to know XD

[Dolerman]

Waiting on Riku and Jimmy :)

[PatrickDrummer]

Post coming up tomorrow.

[Klomster]

So i saw this and thought, well, why not.

So my biggest question is, what is your opinion on big rigs?.... >:D

Character mockup "Karv"

Name: John "Karv" Harper
Age: 19
Height: 1.78m
Weight: 86kg
Nationality: Some sort of caucasian, probably american.
Appearance: s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/8a/7..
Apart from his obvious features, he always wears a mask. He actually isn't ashamed of his face or anything, he just finds it utterly boring and regular. To his merit, everyone who's seen his real face do find it very forgettable.
And forgettable doesn't make good tv. So he keeps the mask.
Bio: Karv hates John, he's such a bore, a drag. No fun!
Karv wants to live life!
Growing up it was obvious little John had mental problems, he was a nice boy, he even went to school albeit only preschool.
In his teens it was apparent that he had some sort of multiple personality disorder. He went into fits of stuttering and random outbursts of comments.
This hampered him in his work and soon he was kicked out from his simple office job.
This is where John died, he could not keep out the other one anymore, he had solidified his presence with his normal job and normal life. But no more.
Now Karv have taken over, completely.
Insane is one way to describe him, he is highly energetic and wants excitement at all times. Calm sessions are rare and Karv is often seen climbing furniture and all sorts of things. Karv is also slightly affected with tourettes and is a pyromaniac.
That he likes his "red rocket" is not strange.

When Karv took over he joined up with a motor gang outside the usual metropolices. They had races themselves and loved to bash together mad machines. While Karv always loved the speedy cars and the dirtbikes, it was the big rigs that stuck with him.
Or more like this particular big rig, after the first race he used it in he's never wanted another machine. Claiming it was "his soulmate.. machine... car... HIS SOUL!"
The team realized that the silly city folk also had races, and that you could win money by doing them! THAT'S CRAZY!!
Karv and his mates had a big race to see who would go. After destroying all the other vehicles it was apparent while Karv didn't technically win since he rammed that Dodge ram sideways over the finish line but his car was the only one running. So he went to the races.

Why does he race? To show those pansies how to race silly. What to do with the money? Upgrade the red rocket of love of course!
Theme Song: youtube.com/watch?v=OzkGzvWT7rY

Name: "The big red rocket of love"
model: Who knows, it's far too customized.
Apperance: s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b0/3..
A smoke belching gas guzzling monstrosity. Usually race cars are transported around with trucks, but this one is too big.
Firepower: 1
Grip: 29
Frame: 44
Acceleration: 6
Top Speed: 20
Note: the 1 in firepower represents the toxic smoke and the firespewing exhausts. You can inhale the gasses and the pipes are hot.
The safety regulations proclaim that such areas should be labelled with warning colours. Karv took some warning tape and ate it when told this.
Special Abilities: A massive reinforced ram, reinforced superstructure, reinforced engine, reinforced wheels. Etc' etc'.
To ram through any known hinder along the way. ANY HINDER!
Other special abilities include massive speakers to blast sick riffs on, and a mini fridge to hold cold beers and soda and the odd ham sandwich for when you get hungry for a snack.
Personal Weapon: A two-handed rocket boosted flaming hammer with exhausts on it. And a homemade pistol with a choppy bit.
Flavor Text: Overheard conversation between Karv and a new reporter discussing his vehicle.
-"But... it's not even red?"
-"I KNOW!!! ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL!!! WAHAHAHAH!!!"

That's my WIP char, if nothing needs to be changed i might spiffy the text up a bit.

[CadenGallic]

So i saw this and thought, well, why not.

So my biggest question is, what is your opinion on big rigs?.... >:D

My Hider

Name: John "Karv" Harper
Age: 19
Height: 1.78m
Weight: 86kg
Nationality: Some sort of caucasian, probably american.
Appearance: s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/8a/7..
Apart from his obvious features, he always wears a mask. He actually isn't ashamed of his face or anything, he just finds it utterly boring and regular. To his merit, everyone who's seen his real face do find it very forgettable.
And forgettable doesn't make good tv. So he keeps the mask.
Bio: Karv hates John, he's such a bore, a drag. No fun!
Karv wants to live life!
Growing up it was obvious little John had mental problems, he was a nice boy, he even went to school albeit only preschool.
In his teens it was apparent that he had some sort of multiple personality disorder. He went into fits of stuttering and random outbursts of comments.
This hampered him in his work and soon he was kicked out from his simple office job.
This is where John died, he could not keep out the other one anymore, he had solidified his presence with his normal job and normal life. But no more.
Now Karv have taken over, completely.
Insane is one way to describe him, he is highly energetic and wants excitement at all times. Calm sessions are rare and Karv is often seen climbing furniture and all sorts of things. Karv is also slightly affected with tourettes and is a pyromaniac.
That he likes his "red rocket" is not strange.

When Karv took over he joined up with a motor gang outside the usual metropolices. They had races themselves and loved to bash together mad machines. While Karv always loved the speedy cars and the dirtbikes, it was the big rigs that stuck with him.
Or more like this particular big rig, after the first race he used it in he's never wanted another machine. Claiming it was "his soulmate.. machine... car... HIS SOUL!"
The team realized that the silly city folk also had races, and that you could win money by doing them! THAT'S CRAZY!!
Karv and his mates had a big race to see who would go. After destroying all the other vehicles it was apparent while Karv didn't technically win since he rammed that Dodge ram sideways over the finish line but his car was the only one running. So he went to the races.

Why does he race? To show those pansies how to race silly. What to do with the money? Upgrade the red rocket of love of course!
Theme Song: youtube.com/watch?v=OzkGzvWT7rY

Name: "The big red rocket of love" model: Who knows, it's far too customized.
Apperance: s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b0/3..
A smoke belching gas guzzling monstrosity. Usually cars are transported around with trucks, but this one is too big.
Firepower: 1
Grip: 29
Frame: 44
Acceleration: 6
Top Speed: 20
Note: the 1 in firepower represents the toxic smoke and the firespewing exhausts. You can inhale the gasses and the pipes are hot.
The safety regulations proclaim that such areas should be labelled with warning colours. Karv took some warning tape and ate it when told this.
Special Abilities: A massive reinforced ram, reinforced superstructure, reinforced engine, reinforced wheels. Etc' etc'.
To ram through any known hinder along the way. ANY HINDER!
Other special abilities include massive speakers to blast sick riffs on, and a mini fridge to hold cold beers and soda and the odd ham sandwich for when you get hungry for a snack.
Personal Weapon: A two-handed rocket boosted flaming hammer with exhausts on it. And a homemade pistol with a choppy bit.
Flavor Text: Overheard conversation between Karv and a new reporter discussing his vehicle.
-"But... it's not even red?"
-"I KNOW!!! ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL!!! WAHAHAHAH!!!"

That's my WIP char, if nothing needs to be changed i might spiffy the text up a bit.

@Klomster

Want Want Want Want Want Want Want Want Want .

[Delta44]

So i saw this and thought, well, why not.

So my biggest question is, what is your opinion on big rigs?.... >:D

My Hider

Name: John "Karv" Harper
Age: 19
Height: 1.78m
Weight: 86kg
Nationality: Some sort of caucasian, probably american.
Appearance: s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/8a/7..
Apart from his obvious features, he always wears a mask. He actually isn't ashamed of his face or anything, he just finds it utterly boring and regular. To his merit, everyone who's seen his real face do find it very forgettable.
And forgettable doesn't make good tv. So he keeps the mask.
Bio: Karv hates John, he's such a bore, a drag. No fun!
Karv wants to live life!
Growing up it was obvious little John had mental problems, he was a nice boy, he even went to school albeit only preschool.
In his teens it was apparent that he had some sort of multiple personality disorder. He went into fits of stuttering and random outbursts of comments.
This hampered him in his work and soon he was kicked out from his simple office job.
This is where John died, he could not keep out the other one anymore, he had solidified his presence with his normal job and normal life. But no more.
Now Karv have taken over, completely.
Insane is one way to describe him, he is highly energetic and wants excitement at all times. Calm sessions are rare and Karv is often seen climbing furniture and all sorts of things. Karv is also slightly affected with tourettes and is a pyromaniac.
That he likes his "red rocket" is not strange.

When Karv took over he joined up with a motor gang outside the usual metropolices. They had races themselves and loved to bash together mad machines. While Karv always loved the speedy cars and the dirtbikes, it was the big rigs that stuck with him.
Or more like this particular big rig, after the first race he used it in he's never wanted another machine. Claiming it was "his soulmate.. machine... car... HIS SOUL!"
The team realized that the silly city folk also had races, and that you could win money by doing them! THAT'S CRAZY!!
Karv and his mates had a big race to see who would go. After destroying all the other vehicles it was apparent while Karv didn't technically win since he rammed that Dodge ram sideways over the finish line but his car was the only one running. So he went to the races.

Why does he race? To show those pansies how to race silly. What to do with the money? Upgrade the red rocket of love of course!
Theme Song: youtube.com/watch?v=OzkGzvWT7rY

Name: "The big red rocket of love" model: Who knows, it's far too customized.
Apperance: s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b0/3..
A smoke belching gas guzzling monstrosity. Usually race cars are transported around with trucks, but this one is too big.
Firepower: 1
Grip: 29
Frame: 44
Acceleration: 6
Top Speed: 20
Note: the 1 in firepower represents the toxic smoke and the firespewing exhausts. You can inhale the gasses and the pipes are hot.
The safety regulations proclaim that such areas should be labelled with warning colours. Karv took some warning tape and ate it when told this.
Special Abilities: A massive reinforced ram, reinforced superstructure, reinforced engine, reinforced wheels. Etc' etc'.
To ram through any known hinder along the way. ANY HINDER!
Other special abilities include massive speakers to blast sick riffs on, and a mini fridge to hold cold beers and soda and the odd ham sandwich for when you get hungry for a snack.
Personal Weapon: A two-handed rocket boosted flaming hammer with exhausts on it. And a homemade pistol with a choppy bit.
Flavor Text: Overheard conversation between Karv and a new reporter discussing his vehicle.
-"But... it's not even red?"
-"I KNOW!!! ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL!!! WAHAHAHAH!!!"

That's my WIP char, if nothing needs to be changed i might spiffy the text up a bit.

@Klomster

Six words:

"I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!!" :D

[PatrickDrummer]

@Delta44

I was reading posts while making mine, and just realized the song you used... I WAS GOING TO USE!!! :D

[Delta44]

@Delta44

I was reading posts while making mine, and just realized the song you used... I WAS GOING TO USE!!! :D

@PatrickDrummer

WHAAAAAAAT? :O NO WAY! We have this weird connection through music XD

I changed it from "Accelerate" because I wanted a better chance to get sponsors ;) Though it might be a little OOC for her, considering she is supposed to listen to all things electronic :P If you want I've got a great substitute and you can have Go :D

[Dolerman]

here comes the post, itll be done by today

[6slyboy6]

@Klomster

Bring da choppa. Yer bloody git shall see the force of arred vehiculars.

Pretty much the response to your CS

[Klomster]

@Klomster

Bring da choppa. Yer bloody git shall see the force of arred vehiculars.

@6slyboy6

"Wut? Ya up for a scrap ya weedy git! I'll bring more dan me choppa, i'll bring me BATTLEWAGON! No vehiculs more proppa 'ard dan me red rokkit! Come at me pansies, me got more engin dan any zoggin' gits can take! An me 'uge choppe, wiv proppa engin' as well."

[Dolerman]

@Klomster I like it, he's approved, though you'll have to wait for this race to be over before you can jump in.

[CadenGallic]

Aw man, he can't pull a Racer X?

[6slyboy6]

<Snipped quote by 6slyboy6>

"Wut? Ya up for a scrap ya weedy git! I'll bring more dan me choppa, i'll bring me BATTLEWAGON! No vehiculs more proppa 'ard dan me red rokkit! Come at me pansies, me got more engin dan any zoggin' gits can take! An me 'uge choppe, wiv proppa engin' as well."

@Klomster

I hail you as my grand master! All hail Klomster, the king of trash talk!

[Dolerman]

Sorry guys, I got limited computer time for the forseeable future so I'll have to put this RP on pause for the time being. But I'll message all of you when we are back on.

Apologies!

[Klomster]

@6slyboy6 I just went all out 40k ork mode :P