[OOC] Die Alone, or Listen to the Tale from the Watering Hole (An Anthropomorphic Dystopic, noir RP. High Casual, Furries)

[VKAllen]

Alright, I've been toying with the idea since I wrote up her personality, and I've finally made a decision: Emily has eaten someone. Technically not cannibalism, but she has eaten someone. That said, she's like, completely mentally unhinged. Warnings have been made, do not feed the shork.

@Mega Birb

buh she sexy tho

[Kafka Komedy]

Alright, I've been toying with the idea since I wrote up her personality, and I've finally made a decision: Emily has eaten someone. Technically not cannibalism, but she has eaten someone. That said, she's like, completely mentally unhinged. Warnings have been made, do not feed the shork.

@Mega Birb

Her and Maxxy would be good friends.

[VKAllen]

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Her and Maxxy would be good friends.

@Kafka Komedy

Im liking dis

[Mega Birb]

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buh she sexy tho

@VKAllen

Life Advice

[Kafka Komedy]

I wonder if Maxxy would eat another person. I think she'd draw the line there, instead laughing at both whoever was doing the eating, and the poor victim. And then she'd probably shoot the cannibal. She is a justicebringer, after all. She isn't above biting people in combat though. Her razor sharp teeth make up for her weak 92 pound body.

EDIT: Anywho, I'm going to sleepytime junction. Ciao for now.

[VKAllen]

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Life Advice

@Mega Birb

Doesnt matter

Had snu snu

[Mega Birb]

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Doesnt matter

Had snu snu

@VKAllen

Emily = Potential death by snu snu

[VKAllen]

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Emily = Potential death by snu snu

@Mega Birb

I would rather death by snu snu than any other.

Then theres also Russian Roulette.

Sacha always wins Russian Roulettes.

[Mega Birb]

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I would rather death by snu snu than any other.

Then theres also Russian Roulette.

Sacha always wins Russian Roulettes.

@VKAllen

Emily approached Sacha and loaded a full magazine into her Beretta, cocked it, then handed it to him. "You, me, Russian Roulette. If you live, it's the top floor for both of us."

"Okay." Sacha took the gun and put it to the side of his head, and pulled the trigger. There was the audible click of the hammer slamming into the firing pin, but the distinct bang never happened. "I win." He handed the pistol back.

The shark, completely confused, took the gun and fired it at a certain eye-patch wearing wolf. The bullet collided with his right leg and some blood spilled out over the Hole's floor. "...What?"

[Hawlin]

'Angel' Luci might take a bite out of someone, mostly as a joke. He has his own problems that make cannibalism such a non-issue that he likely wouldn't care if Emily had...I mean, she's a shark.

I wanted to set up for a Month Python joke, but I guess Luci isn't like that.
'But he has teeth the size of...uhh, h-he can leap like...just look at the bones!'
*Fedora-skull on a broomstick*

[VKAllen]

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Emily approached Sacha and loaded a full magazine into her Beretta, cocked it, then handed it to him. "You, me, Russian Roulette. If you live, it's the top floor for both of us."

"Okay." Sacha took the gun and put it to the side of his head, and pulled the trigger. There was the audible click of the hammer slamming into the firing pin, but the distinct bang never happened. "I win." He handed the pistol back.

The shark, completely confused, took the gun and fired it at a certain eye-patch wearing wolf. The bullet collided with his right leg and some blood spilled out over the Hole's floor. "...What?"

@Mega Birb

"You couldn't notice the difference between a fully loaded magazine and one with one spent cartridge." He leaned back over his chair and rested his boot over the table, gently crossing them as the leather of his pants rustled gently above fur. "Who shall be above?"

[Foster]

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O///o;
Wh-what?

@Hawlin

Funny, Zverda gave me that exact same expression when I was about to explain why I had a zucchini in my bedroom on chat.

Although I suppose you'd rather I tell @FallenTrinity about that technique so John can help a very flustered Kait out of their apron instead.

BTW, apparently not only can maned wolves run... like... ridiculously fast (48 mph)... they can hold that speed for quite awhile.
-this landspeed is, incidentally, faster than an arctic hare (37), race horse (44), or honey badger (19).

[Hawlin]

@Foster
This thing about John and 'Kaitra'...
It just sounds weird with other people saying it. xD

Luciel is, in ways, self-defeatingly lazy since he could just get an apron that ties instead of slips over his head.
MADNESS! BEDLAM IN THE STREETS!

[Foster]

@Foster
This thing about John and 'Kaitra'...
It just sounds weird with other people saying it. xD

Luciel is, in ways, self-defeatingly lazy since he could just get an apron that ties instead of slips over his head.
MADNESS! BEDLAM IN THE STREETS!

@Hawlin

-invites Ansel over for the rest of their cut in the salvage-

-cuts neck-string-

-sews on a clasp or button-

-puts it back on Luciel-

*Forces Ansel to deal with emotional consequences*

[Hawlin]

Blah, not worth posting.

Tiny 'hah' for thanking Foster for fixing the problem. :D
*conflicted with feelings* <x<;

[Zverda]

'But he has teeth the size of...uhh, h-he can leap like...just look at the bones!'
*Fedora-skull on a broomstick*

@Hawlin

Courtesy of Aeron and Twombly's Salvage.... ignore the crate of skulls behind the jacalope....

[FallenTrinity]

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Courtesy of Aeron and Twombly's Salvage.... ignore the crate of skulls behind the jacalope....

@Zverda

I respect the holy grail reference. *Golf claps*

[FallenTrinity]

@Foster@Zverda

Lemme know when you two are ready to do this.

I usually use Google docs but if there is a better doc to use lemme know.

Pm me with the link! ^&

[Zverda]

@Foster@Zverda

Lemme know when you two are ready to do this.

I usually use Google docs but if there is a better doc to use lemme know.

Pm me with the link! ^&

@FallenTrinity

Will be heading home from class soon :3

[Mega Birb]

All my actions are currently dependent on two people. Am rip.