[OOC] The War of the Three

[KoL]

*Comes back from weekend. Has 6 notifications from the RP and 7 new pages of OOC with new characters. Dies.*

@Awesomoman64

What can I say? It has been a howdy weekend, teehee~ ;p

[Awesomoman64]

Frog

"It's not easy being green..."

Name: Kermit Homicide

Title: The Frog

Age: Older than 15, for sure.

Gender: Male

Allegiance: Hell

Race: Frog-Puppet-turned-Demonic-Creature

Height: About 2'11", to estimate roughly.

Personality: Insane would be an understatement for the Frog, as he has some sort of system to his attacks. People who've met the frog have seen him as the most kindhearted individual, always wanting to see the smiles on the faces of others. Those who have fought the frog know that his fighting style is chaotic, destructive, and all around increasingly deadly the longer it goes on. The Frog has a bitter resentment of humankind, and will happily try and throw down against angels if he gets the chance, but will be more than happy to put on a show if requested by a child... or maybe an idiot.

History

Commonly airing on the children's television shows for Hyperion, Kermit was a popular star for kids to learn from and look up to. A lot of people came to the conclusion that he was a very good role model for kids, and everyone loved the idea of him helping people find out how many letters are in the alphabet, what to do at various traffic signs, and all around be a good sport in life. The market realized this was a goldmine for products, and many Kermit puppets were made for retail sales. One of these toys was picked up by a mother whose daughter was one of the biggest fans imaginable. She loved the frog character, and it was always fun to have a bedtime story read to you by your favorite frog.

The puppet was packed away once the child grew out of the phase where she liked Kermit, eventually leading to the next time the frog was picked up being about 15 years later, where the daughter was throwing a party and a few of the attendees found the frog in a box of stuff that people could just take. These attendees were not fun guys, as they took the puppet outside into the backyard and began to do unthinkable things to it. Some were rather tame and could be treated with a wash, like how one guy pulled down his pants and urinated on the puppet, while other were a bit more... not-so-washable. The memory of necking will never leave the frog's mind. After the party was over, the frog was found in the backyard 2 days later, covered in various liquids aside from urine. The daughter was disgusted by this, and she had the natural realization to throw the puppet away in the dumpster, which was hauled off by a garbage collector later that day.

As the puppet was discarded in the dump, a strange looking man walked up to the small puppet, lifting it up with his hand and holding it. Disgusted when he realized the state the toy was in, the man threw it back onto the ground, covering the toy in more grime and gunk. It was at this point where the frog became... sentient, to some extent. The puppet left the dump that morning, and the police had found the dead remains of a strange looking man, riddled with stab wounds and with the design of Kermit's eye etched into the back of the man's neck.

The same day, the police found the dead remains of a teenage girl, her foot cut off and with the same mark of Kermit's eye on her forearm. A man was found beside her with his hand cut off, marked the same way.

The murderer was never found.

Powers:

• Frogginess - Kermit expresses all traits shared with what he was designed after. From the voice of the actual character to even the incredible jumping ability. Some would assume his jumps would be limited by his height, but they'd be wrong.
• Showtime - Declared by saying "It's Showtime!", Kermit is able to grab the attention of anything and everything around him, which forces the person to keep their eyes on him at all times. If they look away, they are rendered froggy and must put up with having too big of a tongue for the rest of the area, which commonly gets under their legs and trips them up. Demons and people with no eyes are immune to this, unfortunately.
• Rat-a-tat - Kermit's gun has a seemingly unlimited amount of ammo as long as he can continue saying the phrase of "RATATATATATATATAT..."
• Puppeteer - If anyone dares to put on Kermit as a hand-puppet without asking, may they lose all will to fight and fall under his control.

Weapons:

• The Rainbow Cannon - An unfitting name for an AK-47 with a drum mag armed by a frog, the Cannon is actually capable of firing any sort of bullet that's loaded into the magazine, which also is able to carry any kind of bullet that's in existence. This cannot load any sort of rocket, sadly, as that would be incredibly dumb and OP, and we don't want to teach kiddies how to be OP, as it makes them snooty.

Equipment: N/A

Other: Theme of Memes

@Banana

[Lmpkio]

*knocks* Anyone home?

[Mega Birb]

@Lmpkio
Yeah, just trying to write a post for another group. Next one here will be once that one's done.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Lmpkio Well, I'm not holding you up. :P

[KoL]

I'll likely be posting today, however I don't see the reason for the rush.

[Inner Demon]

This week is going on forever (╥﹏╥)

[The 42nd Gecko]

Do what I do and get all your characters killed gloriously. Then the battle'll be over.

[Flamelord]

Glory is optional

[Lmpkio]

I wonder where the nuke Zeruel swiped away will land... hmmm

[TheWendil]

I wonder where the nuke Zeruel swiped away will land... hmmm

@Lmpkio

I vote Eos' house.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@TheWindel :D

[Flamelord]

<Snipped quote by Lmpkio>

I vote Eos' house.

@TheWindel

That's quite a throw. Zeruel should do professional sports.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Flamelord It was a short enough flight over that the people with teleportation didn't get here first. So not really. It's probably like, 30 or 40 yards.

[Lmpkio]

<Snipped quote by TheWindel>

That's quite a throw. Zeruel should do professional sports.

@Flamelord

It was with all of his remaining strength too lol imagine that at full power...

[Flamelord]

@Flamelord It was a short enough flight over that the people with teleportation didn't get here first. So not really. It's probably like, 30 or 40 yards.

@The 42nd Gecko

Ah, but you forget that the Nexus is plot sized. That means that Zeruel simultaneously threw it an infinite distance and also threw it five feet.

[Inner Demon]

I'm have a hard time imagining what the Nexus looks like :/ I honestly just go by the pictures at this point. Is that bad?

[Lucius Cypher]

Nah, the Nexus is deliberately confusing and chaotic. It's less of a planet and more of a warped plane of existence give some semblance of shape due to Juno's tits. And even then the Nexus is wobbly and constantly shifting because Juno probably doesn't wear a bra. It's not kept in check so much as it is fondled into a desirable or new shape, at least until the hands get tired and for a while the Nexus remains in stasis. Then someone else comes along, copes a feel, and changes Juno's boobies the Nexus, Rinse and repeat.

[Inner Demon]

........Perfect sense.....also giggity.

[KoL]

Don't worry yourselves over the fate of that grenade. I'll describe it in my next post (given that random chance isn't something any of you should be in control of since it's GM prerogative), likely decided by a dice roll with a small chance of ending somewhere it could actually cause a problem.

Maybe, if Zeruel was really unlucky it'll even be rebound of some random rock, be thrown back by the wind and explode on his face, either way. Though this is the least likely thing to happen, but after Hoho's challenge, I guess we all know that unlikely possibilities can happen as well.