Okay, so just saying now, I almost went into hysteria. Because I tried to get the first fanfic back, and when I opened the file i saved it as, it wouldn't let me copy the text to put back on here since apparently, I dont have microsoft word 9 on this piece of donkeyshit laptop (Confusing story with that.) BUT I MANAGED TO GET THE TEXT ANYHOW. (And P.S. if anyone has microsoft word 9, please let me email the files to you so I don't lose the days of work I put into this >_>) AND HERE IS PART ONE OF GRAND THEFT AUTO ELDER SCROLLS.
The time was October 29th of 2013. Qara'Sion awoke on the couch, hungover in his suede tailcoat. Once again getting drunk off of the hundred dollar bottle of wine. He slowly rose from the couch and staggered his way to the empty bottle, eventually making his way to the kitchen counter it rested on. Picking up the bottle, he inspected the date on the label.
"Yeah... this was aged well alright. July." He thought to himself as he chucked the bottle perfectly into the trash bin. Or was it the recycling bin? Didn't matter, the garbage truck would toss them together anyway. The young khajiit walked his way to wall to ceiling window and pulled out a pack of cigarettes;Newports to be precise, and lit one up in his mouth as he stared outside, watching the beautiful downtown street of los santos. One pull of the cigarette, and he started coughing. Damn hangover
At that moment, he received a text message from Thyra. "Hey cat, we're going to the jewelry store. Pick me up in five." The message read. Since when was she the one for jewelry? With a sigh, Qara'Sion walked to the dinner table and put the cigarette out on the ashtray. The moment he did, a pigeon flew straight into his clean window. And it didn't fall down. It stuck on to the bloody window. "Looks like I'm gonna have to get someone to pull it off..." He said with a sigh as he walked out of his five-star apartment.
Soon, he arrived at Thyra's apartment building "Del Perro Heights" in front in his mini-cooper. Eventually she came charging out of the building like a line-backer. "Scoot over bitches!" She sang as she shoved people out of her way, drop kicking one man, and swan diving into the passenger seat of Sion's car perfectly. "We're picking up Cub. Drive." She commanded. Sion was dumbfounded. "How on Earth are we gonna fit Cub into this car?" "I'll make him fit. "But how-" "I. Will. Make. Him. Fit. Drive." She demanded. And with that, Sion sped off.
"Hmm... this is a pretty decent, yet fragile appearing car." She complimented(?) Sion's car. "Yeah... Reigenleif and Shenzi modded it. I'm kind of worried... not because Reigenleif worked on it, but that Shenzi did." He whined lowly as he drove. Traffic was starting to get heavy, and Sion's patience running thin. He didn't want to wait for the lights to change, and people were starting to cut him off. "Okay. That's it." He thought as he drove off the street and on to the sidewalk at an alarming speed. "Off the road people!" he yelled as he drove on the sidewalk, watching people quickly moving out of his way. An old lady at some point with her walker who didn't notice him coming down the sidewalk at Mach 5 appeared. "Move it grandma!" He shouted as he honked the horn of the mini-cooper, which started playing La Cucaracha. The old woman spun her head around to see him coming and lunged out of the way, arms, legs, and walker stretched out as he passed her.
Eventually the two crashed into a sign that read 3 Alta Street apartments, meaning they arrived at Cub's home. The two looked to there right where Cub stood right next to them, mouth gaped open in shock. "Get in the car!" Sion barked at him, still having road rage. "Do you think I could even fit in this?" He stoically said as he pointed to the mini-cooper. Thyra sighed and grabbed him by the arm. "We'll squish you in. Drive Sion." Thyra commanded and with that, the three were off to the jewelry store!
Yay!