ARTERSF'S CHARACTER BIN.









Kaitan Rolyat

(Homestuck Fantroll/Trollsona)



Well now, who is this boyish dame?

==> Enter name.
HOSTILE BITCHLADY.

Excuse the FUCK out of me?

==> Right, let’s try that again. Enter the right name.
KAITAN ROLYAT.

That’s what I thought.

You are KAITAN ROLYAT. That’s really all there is to say on the matter. You have BEAUTIFUL VIOLET BLOOD that emphasizes your ROYAL HERITAGE. Unfortunately, you are not next in line to be the EMPRESS, which is a right fucking shame considering you could definitely put some orders in to improve this SHITTY WORLD. To make up for not being able to rule on a broader spectrum, you strike fear into the hearts of the locals in order to get them to do your bidding. By no means are you a HOSTILE BITCHLADY. In fact, you’re one of the most COMPASSIONATE and CARING trolls in comparison with the rest of the VIOLENT, DEGENERATE society. Most of your time is spent caring for LANDDWELLING ANIMALS because the SEADWELLING ones have to be your source of nutrients. Oops.

Most of your interests include reading about ASTRONOMY, PHILOSOPHY, and TECHNOLOGICAL SCIENCES. In fact, that’s what you spend most of your time doing when you’re not SWIMMING or HARASSING poor, unsuspecting PEASANTS online. You really don’t like being a seadweller, but one time you brought this up to your STARFISH LUSUS and she nearly had an ANEURYSM. (And you didn’t even know that was possible for starfish.) Most of your time is spent OUTDOORS. This is mainly because you have to make sure your moirail, IREVIR GRAWEL, isn’t getting into some poisonous shit again or psychologically traumatizing innocent trolls.

For the most part, you are a pretty SUPPORTIVE and POSITIVE person, but you always exhibit nothing but TOUGH LOVE. You think that’s what it takes to make a strong, successful troll.

Your trolltag is viciousEmpress and you type iin a manner that u5ually reflect5 the 5tyle of the legendary captor5 becau5e you, too, are burdened wiith a lii5p and vii5iion5 normally only thru5t upon mutant5. You are an anomaly.

What will you do?

==> Crawl under your desk and cry discreetly.

Hey! That’s…Actually, you might do that.