[IC] MOTHERS MAKE GOOD FATHERS (Joey Vs. Donny)

[Doc Doctor]

@OneStoryToMany

How many times have you heard the phrase, "I wouldn't want to meet _____ in a dark alley"? Probably more than a few. Who was it that you didn't want to meet, though? Probably Rob Schneider.



But, who came in second place after that guy? Easy.

Donny was leaning against the brick wall of a cheap apartment, smack-dab in the middle of that aforementioned dark alley. The tip of his short cigarette smoldered, casting curly ribbons of smoke into a cool breeze. He wasn't the type of man to waste his time chilling in random alleys, so why was he here? Another easy answer. He was here to kill someone. Who? You son of a bitch, stop asking me all these questions. What am I, Wikipedia? Why would I ask you if I'm Wikipedia? Because you won't stop asking me shit! Huh?... What the fu-

*Donny suddenly scowled and shot the dumbass guy writing out this introduction, Magnum barrel flashing, the alley reverberating with a sonorous crack. In another dimension, some complete gopher dick who called himself a doctor but totally wasn't got shot in the left eye through his computer monitor and tumbled limply to the floor from his seat. Donny's cover was blown, and the target he had been hired to kill surely would have heard the gunshot. It had been worth it.*

[OneStoryToMany]

@Doc Doctor

The smell of trash and piss met Joey's nose when he turned the corner into the alley leading to his apartment, scowling he pulled his leather jacket tighter around himself against the chilly air. Talking to himself, he sighed out "Damn, a day like today could tire even someone like me out. I'm not doing any more jobs for that dick. It's time to move..." before he could finish, the slightest flash of light, to quick for Joey to notice, and the sound of a gun going off rang out. Without thinking Joey rushed next to the wall and flattened himself to it. Straining his eyes Joey looked for something, anything.

Nothing.

Joey didn't see the shooter at the end of the alley, didn't know of the danger he faced as he relaxed and stepped away from the wall. He still moved cautiously though, to many years on to many different sides of the law taught him to be careful. Joey began walking towards his apartment halfway down the alley, the barest hint of cigarette smoke wafting past him, when he noticed the figure standing near his apartment building. On high alert still, he was certaint that very soon he'd know the source of that gunshot.

[Doc Doctor]

@OneStoryToMany

Donny stepped fully into view, right hand in the pocket of his black over coat, left holding out a badge. If allowed to, he'd pace over until he was an arm's length from Joey.

"Ayuh. Don't be alahm'd naow son. Police Inspectah Jonneh's thah name. Yuh'll wanna go 'round the othah way. Domestic disturbance, an' just naow been sounds of shootin' down hee-yuh."