[OOC] Mass Effect: Underworld

[Silver Fox]

@Silver Fox

Ja'Far: "...Phalanx, thou must learn the ways of social etiquette and decency. First rule, thou must restrict the length of thine speeches." *sighs and pats her on the back*

@SgtEasy

Phalanx: "Apologies. Will attempt to recalibrate further explanations."

Remember Phalanx. Regular interactions can't transfer each other information at the speed of light xD

[SgtEasy]

@Silver Fox

I'm debating whether to actual IC RP this interaction happening to prevent Phalanx from repeating an incident like this but I think it'll cause great amusement in the future.

Evil bad guy: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE INFIDELS?"

Phalanx: "We are here to arrest the following Evil Bad Guys for the charges that follow. Second degree murder, theft, illegal transfer of rare MLP figurines and kidnappings of several MLP pop idols. Also suspected of-" *rattles on and about charges and the history of the generic evil bad guy*

Evil bad guy: *begs on knees as Phalanx reveals more embarrassing court charges* "HAVE MERCY! PLEASE DONT REVEAL MY EXTRANET HISTORY!"

Ja'Far: *sweatdrops*

_{Never, ever search up clop clop on google images. Ever.}

[PrivateVentures]

PHEW! That took awhile to plan out.

[Leos Klien]

Me when I read the OOC of this Roleplay.
Edit: And the IC come to think of it.

[PrivateVentures]

Can't wait until @Mega Birb sees the IC

[Leos Klien]

By the way, general message to anyone willing - if my guy is accepted; would anyone be willing to organise a bit of pre-chacarter development, if anyone here spent extended periods of time on Omega, they would probably know of Gilvert, so we do something where we know of each other and stuff, just let me know if that sound appealing to anyone ^_^

[SgtEasy]

@PrivateVentures

Holy fuck Ellis is going to cause problems in the future XD

[PrivateVentures]

@SgtEasy HE'S CAUSING PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW

[SgtEasy]

@PrivateVentures

He needs to experience the soothing tones of the Batarian baritone singing Ave Maria. And yes, it is now canon that Ja'Far can sing. Deal with it

The xenophobe would totally be relaxed with the sound of an alien singing one of the human's most holiest songs right? ...right?

[PrivateVentures]

@SgtEasyWhat if he can't sing, but doesn't let anyone stop him?

And I think if Ellis gets to stare at Sicaria from behind his (mirrored, thank god), visor, he'll listen to anything that comes out of Ja'Far's mouth.

[POOHEAD189]

@Leos KlienWish that was in my backstory, but alas D:

[Silver Fox]

@Silver Fox

I'm debating whether to actual IC RP this interaction happening to prevent Phalanx from repeating an incident like this but I think it'll cause great amusement in the future.

Evil bad guy: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE INFIDELS?"

Phalanx: "We are here to arrest the following Evil Bad Guys for the charges that follow. Second degree murder, theft, illegal transfer of rare MLP figurines and kidnappings of several MLP pop idols. Also suspected of-" *rattles on and about charges and the history of the generic evil bad guy*

Evil bad guy: *begs on knees as Phalanx reveals more embarrassing court charges* "HAVE MERCY! PLEASE DONT REVEAL MY EXTRANET HISTORY!"

Ja'Far: *sweatdrops*

_{Never, ever search up clop clop on google images. Ever.}

@SgtEasy

Hah might be good that Ellis corrected Phalanx xD

For every new member that asked 'what happened?' They'd get that repeated answer that got slightly longer the more people that join :p might drive the group insane without meaning to at all

[PrivateVentures]

@Silver Fox No, eventually, we'd just get a single post that filled a full page, and a lot of horrified RPers who want nothing more than to back out

[Silver Fox]

@Silver Fox No, eventually, we'd just get a single post that filled a full page, and a lot of horrified RPers who want nothing more than to back out

@PrivateVentures

I'd put it in a hider eventually if none of the characters decided to not make anything of that chattering Geth xD

[SgtEasy]

@Silver Fox

Ja'Far will make it a habit to try and interrupt the Geth before she even speaks.

"Phalanx... just, just stop. Thou and I art behind and thine art still reciting miń grocery list. Just grab the ale now as to not tarry any further."

[Leos Klien]

696 OOC posts, and it's only 8 days old - you guys have gotta stop cluttering this up :p
We'll hit 10,000 by the end of the year

[Silver Fox]

@Silver Fox

Ja'Far will make it a habit to try and interrupt the Geth before she even speaks.

"Phalanx... just, just stop. Thou and I art behind and thine art still reciting miń grocery list. Just grab the ale now as to not tarry any further."

@SgtEasy

How nice of him xD

Phalanx: "Affirmative." *droops head a little*

Also

@SgtEasy HE'S CAUSING PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW

@PrivateVentures

*during Ellis seeing the sexy new Turian*

*music recording*"There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl"

"Bzzzt. Apologies. Circuits sustained minor damage. Attempting to recalibrate."

[PrivateVentures]

The worst part is that Sicaria already has someone. This is gonna be crazy.

Like an episode of Friends.

[An Outsider]

@PrivateVentures Hey, it could always go the other way. Sicaria could rebuff his advances, therefore reaffirming Ellis' hatred of Turians.

"She doesn't love me, and now she, and the rest of her hideous race, must DIE!!!

@Leos Klien I'm just going to college just now, but I'll review your sheet when I get back.

@Vulkan Drop us a CS and we'll see.

Also, just a note to make everyone aware, but due to RL issues @AquaAzura wont be joining us at the moment. She may return to us one day, if RL calms down and she has the time.

[Dervish]

So, that was a thing that just happened.

This games is turning into a dramedy out of the gate.