[OOC] Mass Effect: Underworld

[SgtEasy]

@Silver Fox@rivaan

Ja'Far: "Phalanx... please don't. Just... dont. I shalt give thee thine cyber cookie if thou stops." *brings out holographic image of a cookie from his Omni-tool*

[PrivateVentures]

@Silver Fox

Ellis: "Do not, I say again, do not recap again, Herr Geth. I don't want to have to mute all of you. That would be counterproductive to communication, but if it means I don't have to hear a rerun of the episode we just endured, I'll do it. I swear, I'll go deaf."

Do it. DO IT!

I already did. Shut up.

You shut up.

No, you shut up.

No, you!

SHUT UP!

MAKE ME

"JA'FAR, GIVE HIM THE COOKIE, I BEG YOU."

[rivaan]

*raises eyebrow and downloads a whole truckload of cookies* Here be some cookiez

[PrivateVentures]

@rivaan "GIVE IT ALL THE COOKIES! Wait, Herr Geth, did you enable cookies yet? You have to remember to do that. Also, enable plugins."

Are you tech support now?

Shut up. I'm human resources.

Good one. Asshole.

You're the asshole. Asshole.

Shut up.

You shut up.

What are we doing?

[rivaan]

@PrivateVentures Ookey.. *transfers all the cookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*

Also I'm sending over a debug probram. You seem to be in need of one. *sends*

[MrDidact]

@PrivateVentures I understand that, just saying that Turians aren't adverse to fighting with other means besides troops.

Salarians are a very interesting race, I find the majority of them to be pretty entertaining. Which makes their whole society's Game of Thronesey way of life that much more interesting.

@Deos Morran Everything seems in shape to me, Sam has final say now.

[PrivateVentures]

@MrDidact Oh no, I understood. No worries.

I like the Salarians and the Adjuctants particularly out of all of the races in the ME universe. I like the Salarians for a combination of the mystery of their paramilitary efforts as well as their tendency to overexplain everything. I particularly like their attention to detail.

The Adjuctants, I like for the opposite reason. They're a perfect organism and a nigh-unstoppable predator, with no instincts other than predatory ones. God, they're so cool. Plus, they're weird Reaperbeasts.

[Silver Fox]

@SgtEasy@PrivateVentures@rivaan

Phalanx: *starts reciting off all the events again, pauseing at the request to cease and desist* "Confusion initiate. This is quite a bit of small text boxes of data." *chirps, making a WHIIIRRR sound as if interested*

[PrivateVentures]

Ellis: *deactivates his suit's life support*

[Silver Fox]

Ellis: *deactivates his suit's life support*

@PrivateVentures

Phalanx: *hacks suit and turns it on again*

[Rithy]

@rivaan

I should steal that as a Tech ability for my character; "Cookie Spam!" temporarily disables enemy software!

Also, I have been thinking of adding Advanced First Aid as a skill to Vella. Given her background and how often her old gang tended to injure themselves, it'd probably make sense for it to be a mandatory skill to say the least! xD

DW, Vella will bring the needles!!!

[PrivateVentures]

Ellis: Kill the geth.

Wait, what, no

KILL IT.

It just saved my life-

ALMOST KILL IT AND THEN REVIVE IT.

WHAT-

YOU'LL BE EVEN

[Silver Fox]

Ellis: Kill the geth.

Wait, what, no

KILL IT.

It just saved my life-

ALMOST KILL IT AND THEN REVIVE IT.

WHAT-

YOU'LL BE EVEN

@PrivateVentures

Imagine if Phalanx downloaded itself into his suit in order to 'help' him xD

Phalanx: "I shall lend you assistance!"

[Deos Morran]

@MrDidact Awesome I can't wait for the news. Though I do hope it happens kinda soon so I can join for the mission of course.

[SgtEasy]

@Deos Morran

The Big Dig comes when the Big Dog comes. Ya just gotta pray that His mighty Timezone is similar to yours. And praise His Holiness of course. Usually makes things faster :P

[PrivateVentures]

@SgtEasy Praising his holiness got me into heaven. It's this sick condo complex, overlooking hell, so I can see all the people who got it worse than me. Can't gloat, though, his holiness forbids it.

Oh my god, @Silver Fox, I bet Ellis and the Geth could interface. That opens up some really cool possibilities.

[Rithy]

@PrivateVentures

Vella: "Hold it, Ellis! I am detecting an anomaly in your suit's software. Lemme roll a System Purge and Reset!"

[Silver Fox]

@SgtEasy Praising his holiness got me into heaven. It's this sick condo complex, overlooking hell, so I can see all the people who got it worse than me. Can't gloat, though, his holiness forbids it.

Oh my god, @Silver Fox, I bet Ellis and the Geth could interface. That opens up some really cool possibilities.

@PrivateVentures

Probably. The important part is the program which is Phalanx. The Geth platform is just a platform.

I can see Phalanx's body getting wrecked and having to be transferred to a different platform. Be it another 'mobile' body or the ship xD

[PrivateVentures]

@Silver Fox What would also be pretty sweet is if Ellis figures out exactly how to reverse-engineer his suit. It was built using research from Geth and Reaper study, so it would almost certainly be fully compatible. Phalanx could become Taevon 2, in a sense. Barring that, it would also be pretty cool if the program Phalanx could be integrated for potential commandeering of Ellis' suit, henceforth known as the Cerberus Leviathan Mk-1, allowing the pair of them in a single body to have the Cyberwarfare and tactical processing of a Geth, with the unpredictability of a human. Phalanx would most likely also have control over Ellis' limbs and visual systems, allowing Ellis to fire from his right hand, and Phalanx to aim and fire with his left.

EDIT: In fact, the main problem would just be the Cerberus VI, NERO.

[Rithy]

@Silver Fox

Having Phalanx stuck in your helmet/suit system... dear god.

There better be a mute button! Or else, if you ask the wrong question... !!!