[OOC] Book of Aeos (V1)

[dereken]

I am trapped on a dreary, rainy interstate. When I am home, I shall have my response up gents.

[Carlyle]

I am trapped on a dreary, rainy interstate. When I am home, I shall have my response up gents.

@dereken

Is it raining oranges?

[dereken]

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Is it raining oranges?

@Aquanthe

I will never rid myself of this joke, will I?

[Carlyle]

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I will never rid myself of this joke, will I?

@dereken

Until the day that you find one word that rhymes with orange.

But that day is not today.

[dereken]

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Until the day that you find one word that rhymes with orange.

But that day is not today.

@Aquanthe

Florange: one who threatens another with oranges.

'Aquanth is a total florange.'

[Carlyle]

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Florange: one who threatens another with oranges.

'Aquanth is a total florange.'

@dereken

@Lord Orgasmo What do you think of this?

[Lord Orgasmo]

@Aquanthe@dereken I think Y'all muthafuckus need to settle this once and for all. 1v1. Fox only. Final Destination. No items. 3 sets. The loser will be beaten with oranges by yours truly. Get practicing.

[dereken]

@Aquanthe

Ha! I've been playing melee since I could articulate! Now you shall feel the citrus sting!

[Shoe Thief]

....So where did this whole orange thing come from? I mean the thought of someone getting beaten with oranges is funny and all but I still wonder where it started?

[dereken]

I'm sorry for being a chump. If I don't post tonight after class, may I be beaten with a sack of oranges.

@dereken

The one that started it all. Page 9.

@Remipa Awesome

[Lich]

Alright, bad news! My actual return has been delayed for a couple more days!


I now leave you all with Uncle Death doing a Skeletor.

For those unaware and curious about who Uncle Death is, he is from the game Let It Die!

[Carlyle]

@Lich Don't worry, we're just taking time to get to know each other and set up camp right now. You're not missing much.

[dereken]

@Remipa Awesome

I also majorly failed to do a tag. Still, Caractacus made his fumbling attempt.

[Carlyle]

@dereken

Are Alberich and Sakem the boogeymen for Caractacus?

[dereken]

Not particularly, but he knows them less than Ysran and Thiara, so they're the more likely candidates to him.

[Shoe Thief]

Surely the ambush was coming, wasn't it? He looked around once more for the woodsman, or perhaps the beastly man, sneaking up on him. ~Caractacus

@dereken

But Kathryn would never set up such a thing! She is nice and friendly and is subconsciously planning multiple ways to kill almost everything she meets. Totally friendly.

[Carlyle]

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But Kathryn would never set up such a thing! She is nice and friendly and is subconsciously planning multiple ways to kill almost everything she meets. Totally friendly.

@Remipa Awesome

How to defeat Kathryn 101: Bring her near water.

[Shoe Thief]

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How to defeat Kathryn 101: Bring her near water.

@Aquanthe

This is why she has bow she will explain it in a bit. She will also explain that she sucks with bow beyond short range...

[dereken]

Oh god, he's been found out! Everyone will know Caractacus is a social reject! They'll laugh at him, and pelt him with oranges! And the pretty cheerleader won't go with him to prom!

Hang on, I think I'm mixing something up...

[Lord Orgasmo]

Oh god, he's been found out! Everyone will know Caractacus is a social reject! They'll laugh at him, and pelt him with oranges! And the pretty cheerleader won't go with him to prom!

Hang on, I think I'm mixing something up...

@dereken

Not to worry. If all else fails, my Shambler will be your friend. Or pelt you with oranges. Whichever you deserve at the moment.