Cara's Originally Titled OoC Hangout Thread ♥ (Still)

[Carantathraiel]

We're getting awful air quality here. two migraines in a row. *seeth*

[Paradigm Shift]

I think I'm scarred for life. I've just heard my next door neighbour having sex and discovered his bed hits my bedroom wall. I am not ok with this. No no no no no how am I ever going to sleep if he is going to have 3 minute sex 5 times a night :(

[Darcs]

3 minute sex 5 times a night

@Paradigm Shift

What a lucky dude.

You should get some ear muffs-- it sounds like he's training his stamina.

[Paradigm Shift]

He lasted less than I thought. Turns out he's a 3 timer and its consecutive and very bad. I just wanna tell him to move his bed away from the wall there's no way I'm putting up with that, I live in a 60's house for gods sake the walls are made of paper I don't want him smashing through my wall lol

[Darcs]

Try suggesting that he put a stuffed animal between the headboard and the wall.

[Carantathraiel]

Try suggesting that he put a stuffed animal between the headboard and the wall.

@Darcs

This XD

I'm sorry Jay *grin*

[Paradigm Shift]

That's what we have as a just incase xD
My god it was awful though!! Started again at 5.30am D:
No sleep for me!!

[Carantathraiel]

@_@
do you hear her? Maybe he just humps in his sleep?

[Paradigm Shift]

Oh I really do hear them both.
I'll let it slide for today and today only. Next time I will beat against the walls in retaliation and then put on heavy metal so they know I'm unimpressed.

[Darcs]

Wouldn't that wake other people up?

[Michellin]

Step 1: buy a little speaker. Step 2: Take a day off so you can make a hole in the wall when he's not home. Step 3: Insert little speaker through hole. Step 4: When Mr. Humpty Dumpty returns for his nightly marathon, Heavy Metal that ever living fudge out of his balls.

*koff* sorry daydreaming revenge plan

[Carantathraiel]

Offer National Geographic like commentary.

[Paradigm Shift]

And now, there is only but one outcome.

[Carantathraiel]

that is that he stops humping at night?

[Michellin]

a...hump duel--oh, yeah Cara's conclusion makes more sense.

[Paradigm Shift]

Sadly no, but in my very British way I am going to tell him to stop because it's embarrassing for all parties involved

[Carantathraiel]

Hahahahahaha
ok XD

[Paradigm Shift]

If it were America I'd be shouting through the walls "HEY GO ON GET IN DEEPER AND REALLY MAKE HER SCREAM THEN ITS WORTH WHILE PUTTING UP WITH THIS SHIT"

In other news I think seeing me yesterday and not getting a smile must have passed on some kind of message I hadn't planned. Must know we'd heard them because the bed hasn't been banging this morning. I know they can hear our house because they didn't start their stuff until after my alarm went off.

[Carantathraiel]

thats so british of them XD
*hug* well, hopefully it will get better from now on?

[Paradigm Shift]

I dunno, I can barely look at them. I just want a quiet life D:

Also my car just broke down and I think it's because I literally ran it on dust he last two days xD
I kept telling myself I'd fill it up in the morning.