[OOC] The Gladiators of Arlen

[Eisenhorn]

@CollectorOfMyst Thats what the two hammers are for, one for the door, one for the lady.

[CollectorOfMyst]

@Eisenhorn Wait, two hammers?

[Eisenhorn]

@CollectorOfMyst Two hammers. A warhammer, and his lovehammer.

[CollectorOfMyst]

@Eisenhorn -_- Endar will be watching carefully.

[Eisenhorn]

@CollectorOfMyst Ahh, Endar is a bit of a Voyeur then, is he? Good to know, good to know...

[CollectorOfMyst]

@Eisenhorn I only realised what this could be interpreted as after I posted it. No, he's not a voyeur, but he can bat for both teams.

[Kymera]

@Eisenhorn -_- Endar will be watching carefully.

@CollectorOfMyst

Kinky.

[Eisenhorn]

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Kinky.

@Kymera

Only on Wednesdays.

[CollectorOfMyst]

@Eisenhorn Today is Wednesday. (For me, at least. 4AM in the UK)

[Kymera]

@Eisenhorn Today is Wednesday. (For me, at least. 4AM in the UK)

@CollectorOfMyst

Isn't THAT convenient?

[Eisenhorn]

@Eisenhorn Today is Wednesday. (For me, at least. 4AM in the UK)

@CollectorOfMyst

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Isn't THAT convenient?

@Kymera

Well, thats 20 hours of debauchery at least. Until we start messing with the timeline, again.

[Kymera]

I can see it now:

-20 hours later-

Ansgar: "Weren't we supposed to be in the Arena today?"
Kailea: "The what now?"

[CollectorOfMyst]

I can see it now:

-20 hours later-

Ansgar: "Weren't we supposed to be in the Arena today?"
Kailea: "The what now?"

@Kymera

Meanwhile...

Endar: Where are they? They said that they were going to do weapons maintenance.
(Their exact words were 'to polish Ansgar's hammer. Endar, poor soul that he is, did not catch this innuendo)

[Eisenhorn]

Ansgar: "You know, I think the lad thought we were talking about the warhammer, and not the lovehammer. Poor kid, missed himself an opportunity."

One man's obliviousness is another man's gain.

[Kymera]

Ahhhhh... This is the best thing ever.

[Kymera]

This is basically what's going on right now.

[Atrophy]

The next collab is just going to be all of the dudes trying to pretend that they aren't intently listening in on the first half of the conversation between Alia and Kailea.

@CollectorOfMyst Two hammers. A warhammer, and his lovehammer.

@Eisenhorn

As far as I am concerned, it is officially canon that Ansgar's new nickname is the Lovehammer.

[CollectorOfMyst]

@Kymera


Invisible ink.

[Eisenhorn]

@Kymera


Invisible ink.

@CollectorOfMyst

Damn, thats some parchment right there.

[Kymera]

The next collab is just going to be all of the dudes trying to pretend that they aren't intently listening in on the first half of the conversation between Alia and Kailea.

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As far as I am concerned, it is officially canon that Ansgar's new nickname is the Lovehammer.

@Atrophy

Please make that collab a thing. Also, Kailea will DEFINITELY be calling him that now.