[OOC] "Welcome to H̶e̶l̶l̶!̶ the Underworld!" A Comedy Fantasy rp!

[Cherrywitch]

@Patches No, not at all. I was actually thinking a young teen if I would have had to make a human. Just try not to make the death... too bad? Like, for adults being strangled and beaten to death isn't as bad as imagining a child- ugh, gives me shivers thinking about it.

You get the idea, yeah?

[Patches]

I decided on drowning. An accidental death.
A child being murder brutally is too edgy even for me.

[Patches]

Not sure if we're allowed to have two characters yet, but I'll put this here as another choice alongside HK.

My Hider

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Name: Eli Emmeson (first name can either be pronouced E-Lie or Eh-lee)
Nickname(s): Raincoat
Gender: Agender, N/A
Sexuality: Too young for relationships
Age of Death: 10-12
Occupation: None
Species: Human
Appearance Description: The image above doesn't 100 percent match their appearance. For one, they always look soaked, as if they just got back from a swim. Sea life, such as barnacles and algae also live on their raincoat.
Personality: Disturbingly mature for their apparent age. Quiet, observant, and rather assertive with their opinions. The type of person to not hide their thoughts on a matter. A bit of a glutton, not one to share their food. Lastly they don't go by any gender. Having died before they came of age, they saw little point in identifying as either as time went on.
History: "I've heard that a town full of parents ready to take you is just beyond the lake," is what Eli heard. Having grown up at an orphanage most of their life, the young child was ready to finally get a family of their own. With a childish, adventurous outlook on life at the time, hearing about a seemingly magical land beyond the lack next to the orphanage, they look a small rowboat and a raincoat and headed on out. But that night, a storm hit. Tossing and turning the boat, the child was at the whim of the waves. In one rough motion, they were tossed over, and hit their head on the rim of the coat.

Since then, they have taken a afterlife in their new world. As time went on, their personality matured, while their body didn't. A odd soul, choosing to wander the lands, interacting with whomever they happen to meet.

[Cherrywitch]

@Patches Nope, you can have as many characters as you can handle. Accepted.

[AtomicNut]

Yeah sorry. I am totally out.

[Cherrywitch]

@AtomicNut ah, alright, I'm sorry. If you ever want to come back, you're welcome.

[Patches]

@Cherrywitch
Thanks
I'll limit myself to 2 for now though

[Spanner]

It's almost midnight, I'm dead drunk and yet I managed to exemplify such a flawless bullshit logic in less than 4000 words... God, I'm totally a genius. *Deadpan*

[Cherrywitch]

@Spanner Fucking suave ass Mammon, oh my god. XD

[TheWendil]

Leviathan: "You're an idiot."

[bmxbrat484]

It's almost midnight, I'm dead drunk and yet I managed to exemplify such a flawless bullshit logic in less than 4000 words... God, I'm totally a genius. *Deadpan*

@Spanner

That explains the contradictory statements.. plural... xD

[Patches]

Still don't see much of an opportunity to put either of my characters in. I guess whoever wants to interact with HK or Eli can message me

[Spanner]

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That explains the contradictory statements.. plural... xD

@bmxbrat484

Nah, it would be contradictory even if I was sober asf. It is supposed to be something he made with the sole objective of messing with envy a little, completely formulated while talking for the sake of taking the most out of the situation. He goes to the point of changing his argument completely when faced by the arrival of the group and directly ignore previous statements for the sake of convenience just to make it somehow pleasant to the ears - as if hoping to amuse the audience - without giving a fuck for coherence, almost wishing for it to be comical...
A jester to the very end, I'd say.

[TheWendil]

Nah, it would be contradictory even if I was sober asf. It is supposed to be something he made with the sole objective of messing with envy a little, completely formulated while talking for the sake of taking the most out of the situation. He goes to the point of changing his argument completely when faced by the arrival of the group and directly ignore previous statements for the sake of convenience just to make it somehow pleasant to the ears - as if hoping to amuse the audience - without giving a fuck for coherence, almost wishing for it to be comical...
A jester to the very end, I'd say.

@Spanner

Leviathan: "You're still an idiot."

[Spanner]

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Leviathan: "You're still an idiot."

@TheWindel

Mammon:How very offensive, I'm clearly the king of all idiots.

[bmxbrat484]

Well, he wouldn't comply if it actually worked though. A date with a cute girl isn't something he'd refuse.

@Spanner

I meant this statement.. not a conscious contradiction by Greed, a drunken fuck up by you

[Spanner]

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I meant this statement.. not a conscious contradiction by Greed, a drunken fuck up by you

@bmxbrat484

I actually don't recall having written comply in this specific sentence, I was pretty sure it was supposed to be refuse... Either the corrector butchering a "refuse to comply" or me simply not writing it because I was distracted.

Edit: Misteru solved, it was an auto correct for my unique way of writing complain(and by unique I mean stupid).

[TheWendil]

@Spanner

Or you were drunk.

[bmxbrat484]

I realize I came off super bitchy in that last post, and I sincerely apologize, @Spanner. I try to adjust the way I talk because not everyone realizes that I'm joking on the internet (my own husband doesn't catch my sarcasm irl sometimes), and I was just picking on you, not actually criticizing you.. So, if you thought for even a moment that I was being serious my last two OoC posts, _{you're stupid} I really am sorry.

EDIT:

Misteru solved

@Spanner

Can't blame auto correct this time ;P

[CyanideSweetie]

Cinder LaRue

Name:Cinder LaRue
Nickname(s):If it must be shortened,  call her Cin. Hates to be called Cindy
Gender: Female
Sexuality:Attractive
Age of Death:24
Occupation:Cirque du Freaks; tightrope walker
Species: Human
Appearance Description: Cinder is 5'6; she died in costume, which she is perfectly okay with. 
Personality: Cinder is very mischievous, it can be anything from cracking jokes to manipulation; anything for a laugh,  even if its just hers. She can be dramatic though she doesn't take herself or anything else too seriously. She will often times disagree with you just for the sake of getting a reaction. She doesnt really like being alone and isn't too picky when it comes to companionship. She is very fond of cursing, and will often day crude things for her own amusement
History: Not much general knowledge is known about Cinders past, if asked she will simply state that she ran away to join the circus and never regretted her choice. Shes worked at the circus since she was 16, becoming a one woman show with her mix of tight rope and acrobatics. Her stage name was "Angel of Death" which she always thought was a bit dramatic,  but shit. It was the circus after all.
Other: She died during a show, the tight rope had been tampered with, on accident or on purpose Cinder has no idea. And doesn't show much interest in knowing. The ultimate cause of death was a broken neck. This gives Cinder the ability to turn her head nearly 360° in the down Under.