[OOC] Justice League Unlimited

[Weird Tales]

<Snipped quote by Lord Wraith>

Every single day there is/are:
Multiple murders
Armed conflict
Numerous rapes
Humans are polluting the planet
Commercial sacrifice of animals (I personally quite enjoy that one especially chicken)
Whatever atrocities I didn't bother to mention.

Compared to Krypton Earth is a backwards hick planet of destruction and barbarism.

@Burning Kitty

Krypton was basically a dead planet when it blew up thanks to war and misuse of their natural resources.

[Sir Lurksalot]

@Member 00492

Just realized something about that whole aging thing; Duncan's body's going to be in pretty rough shape at game start what with the all the beatings and the years of borderline-alcoholism and chainsmoking that Batman's trying to fix with an insane training regimen and yet more beatings.

If he suddenly gains sixty years in age, he's gonna be on death's door right quick. <_<

[Omega Man]

I was surprised in the Man of Steel movie when Superman's dad jumped on a dragon as a means of transportation...

There have been as many versions of Krypton as there have been Superman.

-00492

[Afro Samurai]

The only thing I remember Alexander the Great for is he was taught by Aristotle.

[Omega Man]

They guy who played Alexander got to movie-bang Rosario Dawson in the latest Alexander movie.

That is all.

-00492

[Weird Tales]

The only thing I remember Alexander the Great for is he was taught by Aristotle.

@Afro Samurai

he conquered vast empires!

[Weird Tales]

The only thing I remember Alexander the Great for is he was taught by Aristotle.

@Afro Samurai

[Omega Man]

Kryptonians age slower on under a yellow sun so would that mean the aging process affects people at different rates?

Ep 3 sounds like Lobo.

So for two eps my character will have time to work on her mission to get back to her home and time.

@Burning Kitty

Episode 3 IS Lobo.

However the first three Eps will be going at the same time so nobody has to wait for a mission to be over aside from newer recruits. It's gonna be a little hard on me but I've got a few plot twists to make the Eps interesting for the players involved.

-00492

[Simple Unicycle]

Speaking of the episodes, none of them put Question and Rookie on the same team. I'm sad now. I guess we'll have to wait for the bantering...

Also, for the old people episode, I imagine that OldMan!Question is going to have Alzheimer's or dementia. Yes, I'm aware they're both crippling and depressing diseases (my nan had Alzheimer's, so I know personally how bad it can be). Yes, I'm still going to play it for laughs.

[Archmage MC]

The age thing... Man that'll be soo, soo weird for Toon Girl. She wont know what to do with everyone becoming old all that well.

[Sir Lurksalot]

@Archmage MC
Especially when the Rookie starts spitting blood everywhere as his heart, lungs and liver begin failing him all at once.

He's already at his literal weakest at game start, so this ain't gonna be pretty.

[FiroIV]

Hello all, just got accepted :)

[Simple Unicycle]

@Sir Lurksalot
Well that's... Dark.

I might actually slowly make Old!Question's Alzheimer's/dementia less funny and more dramatic, culminating in him finally just forgetting why he's there and not being able to go more than a few seconds in a conversation without forgetting whatever they were talking about.

EDIT: Also, welcome to the nuthouse FiroIV. We've got cookies. Sadly, they're oatmeal raisin.

[Sir Lurksalot]

I'd find a sad meme somewhere to fit this conversation, but I'm at work on my phone right now.

Anybody wanna step in?

[FiroIV]

@Simple UnicycleI'd eat it, but more of a brownie person.

There's the crying pepe or a sad tenth doctor, take your pick@Sir Lurksalot

[Omega Man]

@FiroIV Added Gypsy to the cast in Ep 2 - Mad World.

-00492

[The Angry Goat]

EDIT: Also, welcome to the nuthouse FiroIV. We've got cookies. Sadly, they're oatmeal raisin.

@Simple Unicycle

don't you be shittalkin' oatmeal rasin!

[Burning Kitty]

<Snipped quote by Burning Kitty>

Episode 3 IS Lobo.

However the first three Eps will be going at the same time so nobody has to wait for a mission to be over aside from newer recruits. It's gonna be a little hard on me but I've got a few plot twists to make the Eps interesting for the players involved.

@Member 00492

Unless there was someone other obscure space biker, I knew it had to be Lobo.

Thank god, 1-3 will happen at once.

[Sir Lurksalot]

@Burning Kitty
Ya know, I've been reading up on Lobo. Dude has a timemachine in his motorcycle, or at least he did at some point.

Things could get complicated between Kara and the rest of the team, depending on how this all plays out.

[Burning Kitty]

I really need to start multiquoting to the very least wait till I finished reading new posts.

<Snipped quote by Burning Kitty>

Krypton was basically a dead planet when it blew up thanks to war and misuse of their natural resources.

@Weird Tales

That was what a 1000 years after she left? It was paradise when she left. No murders (I left out the murder from the inspiration comic), no animal murder for food (which I find quite horrific, I love my meat), no rapes, no war unless some shitty aliens decide to go to war, but the last time that happened it was the damn hedonistic weirdo Daxamites, they never did figure out why the the Daxes went to war but they lost big time.

@Sir Lurksalot
EDIT: Also, welcome to the nuthouse FiroIV. We've got cookies. Sadly, they're oatmeal raisin.

@Simple Unicycle

Oatmeal raisin cookies are one of my favorites.

Fine every cookie is my favorite cookie.