Son of a bitch. I'm going to go ahead and do that because I hate being a tie breaker and that was my original decision.
You'll never stump the lulz, @ProPro,
Given how everyone is kind of split, I feel that this should just become a drawing. Pull a name out a hat, bada bing bada boom.
I would've suggested making it whoever got the second place in terms of likes, but that just reduces it to a tie between Lily and Dirk... which is a bit more convenient than whoever gets randomly selected, I suppose. Alternatively, we can ask @Spiffy who Cedric would make the first mate in-character, if that's an acceptable solution?