[OOC] Fate/numerus clausus (A Great Holy Grail War RP in Scotland!)

[The Red Seelie]

Reading through all this recent discussion



If anyone wants to do an Arthur (in terms of how Mordred came to be.) Locusta probably a potion for that, you'll die after it though.

[vancexentan]

I don't think Leon can handle somehow being a dad at nineteen to some sort of weird homuculus.

[Turboshitter]

I don't think Leon can handle somehow being a dad at nineteen to some sort of weird homuculus.

@vancexentan

But think of the advantage it will give the team!

EDIT: Wait I didn't read your post is this seriously happening? xD

[vancexentan]

@TurboshitterHow would Leon even explain the situation to Mordred lol? "Oh yeah I slept with one of the other servants before you got here, and assassin had some weird idea and here's...this guy..." I'm sure Mordred being the quiet, well mannered young lady that she is totally won't end up ripping Leon's jaw off.

I don't know it completely depends on what Rider does. Leon won't be able to get out of this without Albert. Do you think Mason Collins is going to cockblock his own nephew? Maybe berserker?

[KawaiiKyouko]

@vancexentan
Collins the drunken Scot wingman

@Turboshitter
Sure thing. Rider will make sure he's no longer a stranger to a woman's lips atleast. The facial lips that is.

[vancexentan]

@KawaiiKyoukoCollins is actually Irish but all the same.

[The Red Seelie]

*How to deal with rider*

[Turboshitter]

@vancexentan
Collins the drunken Scot wingman

@Turboshitter
Sure thing. Rider will make sure he's no longer a stranger to a woman's lips atleast. The facial lips that is.

@KawaiiKyouko

pffffffft.

@TurboshitterHow would Leon even explain the situation to Mordred lol? "Oh yeah I slept with one of the other servants before you got here, and assassin had some weird idea and here's...this guy..." I'm sure Mordred being the quiet, well mannered young lady that she is totally won't end up ripping Leon's jaw off.

I don't know it completely depends on what Rider does. Leon won't be able to get out of this without Albert. Do you think Mason Collins is going to cockblock his own nephew? Maybe berserker?

@vancexentan

I was thinking about that myself and I think the best way would be to just not tell her this ever happened xD

On a more serious note, as hot as Rider sex would be and as much as I pity poor, poor Leon right now, I will probably have to have Albert interrupt them... before Rider gets as far as his zipper anyway. This isn't really a good time in the story for casual sex or raunchy comedy, and Albert legitimately has something important to discuss with Leon regarding the summoning of Saber.

I figured we'd save that big event for the post-battle team meeting once Albert's figured out what the fuck is going on.

[vancexentan]

@TurboshitterWell we CAN just take it off screen and displace Leon, and Rider for the rest of the night lol. But yeah as expected Leon will probably be dragged away by Albert. Still if it does happen Leon will have to go home, and explain to his dad at one point he lost his v-card to a gender bent version of Genghis Khan.

[The Red Seelie]

@Turboshitter
No proper introductions to assassin? No heart to heart so they know eachother?
Locusta will try to remember that

[Turboshitter]

@TurboshitterWell we CAN just take it off screen and displace Leon, and Rider for the rest of the night lol. But yeah as expected Leon will probably be dragged away by Albert. Still if it does happen Leon will have to go home, and explain to his dad at one point he lost his v-card to a gender bent version of Genghis Khan.

@vancexentan

If any son of mine came home and told me that, I wouldn't be able to express to him how proud I am with words.

Also I was more referring to how the sex would break up the flow and the tone of this scene right now. Kinda like cutting to Ron and Hermoine banging in the Forbidden Forest during Dumbledore's funeral.

[Turboshitter]

@Turboshitter
No proper introductions to assassin? No heart to heart so they know eachother?
Locusta will try to remember that

@1Charak2

I'm working on that. Coincidentally, this conversation is also happening as Albert is preparing to run a bath. And Locusta is now in the room with him. And he has his shirt off (but not his pants)

We just cannot get away from this shit right now, can we? xD

[The Red Seelie]

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I'm working on that. Coincidentally, this conversation is also happening as Albert is preparing to run a bath. And Locusta is now in the room with him.

We just cannot get away from this shit right now, can we? xD

@Turboshitter

Its okay. Locusta on the outside appears to not be embrassed by such crass things.

On the inside however.

[vancexentan]

@TurboshitterTurbo what have we done!? We're low key turning this into the original F/SN VN xD

[Grey]

>Implying Ilse would accept this display of degeneracy from her Servant

Actually she probably would, but

[vancexentan]

It's magical how quickly Collins's degenerate drinking habit has immediately derailed the roleplay the second he tries to be the best god damn fake uncle for his little nephew never actually wanted him to be

[Grey]

It's ok I can make it 90% edgier in my next post with talk of REVENGE and HATE and DEATH

[Turboshitter]

It's magical how quickly Collins's degenerate drinking habit has immediately derailed the roleplay the second he tries to be the best god damn fake uncle for his little nephew never actually wanted him to be

@vancexentan

It's almost like real life! xD

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Its okay. Locusta on the outside appears to not be embrassed by such crass things.

On the inside however.

@1Charak2

So what you're saying is Albert is gonna have to be the lewd one in this relationship? Well he's French so I doubt that'll be much of a problem xD

[The Red Seelie]

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It's almost like real life! xD

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So what you're saying is Albert is gonna have to be the lewd one in this relationship? Well he's French so I doubt that'll be much of a problem xD

@Turboshitter

I wouldn't say that... More Locusta is the one that hides all her lewds like a dog hides bones.

[vancexentan]

@Grey Collins will call you an edgey git for it lol.

@Turboshitter Alright so our two options now is to cockblock Leon, and Albert and summon Mordred...or to allow this roleplay to degenerate into a doujin. Either way Leon's going to have to explain to Daddy Winchester that he either got it off with a famous conqueror or king arthur's son who's actually a tsundere. Oh god Leon's one meme, and one counter force away from becoming Emiya.