[OOC] Fate/numerus clausus (A Great Holy Grail War RP in Scotland!)

[The Red Seelie]

@Grey Collins will call you an edgey git for it lol.

@Turboshitter Alright so our two options now is to cockblock Leon, and Albert and summon Mordred...or to allow this roleplay to degenerate into a doujin. Either way Leon's going to have to explain to Daddy Winchester that he either got it off with a famous conqueror or king arthur's son who's actually a tsundere. Oh god Leon's one meme, and one counter force away from becoming Emiya.

@vancexentan

*So your telling me his alter is going to be radically different and look wierd?*

[vancexentan]

@1Charak2Basically. Also Alter Mordred is a kind gentle shy young girl who has trouble speaking her mind.

[The Red Seelie]

@1Charak2Basically. Also Alter Mordred is a kind gentle shy young girl who has trouble speaking her mind.

@vancexentan

er... No Alter mordred is a vindictive murderer with no sense of honour and a hatred of the concept of kings (she despises her father to destroy them not to succeed them)

[vancexentan]

@1Charak2I'm just trying to be funny.

[KawaiiKyouko]

@Grey
Ghengis just likes to live life! Drink, fuck, commit genocides, build empires, fuck some more, drink some more, murder aristocrats, drink even more, conquer most of Asia, get some children. Livin' the life.

@vancexentan
Is there any other way to lose a v-card?

Lowkey, I'm happy to be the comedic relief. As for that, I will for @Turboshitter's sake keep Rider to liplovin' and not beddin'

[Turboshitter]

@vancexentanIs this seriously a question we have to ask ourselves? Goddammit how did we get to this point? xD

[vancexentan]

@KawaiiKyouko I don't know having Merlin magically give you a penis sounded like fun for Arthur.

Also that's no fun lol but yeah part of my wants to keep the madness going just to see how far we can derail this the other reasonable me wants to make sure Mordred is summoned properly and not have her deal with the weird triangle of confusion that would happen.

[Grey]

Also that's no fun lol but yeah part of my wants to keep the madness going just to see how far we can derail this the other reasonable me wants to make sure Mordred is summoned properly and not have her deal with the weird triangle of confusion that would happen.

@vancexentan

Looks like the GM ruling on what path we will go will determine the actions I take in my next post.

[The Red Seelie]

Tbh having Mordred be constantly outplayed by Rider would be kinda funny to watch considering the type of person Mordred is.

Mongols 1 Arthurian Legends 0

*Meanwhile Locusta is figuring out to produce a love potion that doesn't kill, as of yet 200 years of progress she just can't seem to not make poisons*

[vancexentan]

@TurboshitterBecause you let me make a drunk sinful irishman become the mentor to my 19 year old straight man. The only way to hard derail the point where we are at now is with our lancer spouting catholic stuff. But he's MIA. So yeah we can either take this the right way or we can spend the night making sure Leon has a hard life ahead of him trying to tip toe around the fact that he somehow ended up in bed with rider.

[The Red Seelie]

@TurboshitterBecause you let me make a drunk sinful irishman become the mentor to my 19 year old straight man. The only way to hard derail the point where we are at now is with our lancer spouting catholic stuff. But he's MIA. So yeah we can either take this the right way or we can spend the night making sure Leon has a hard life ahead of him trying to tip toe around the fact that he somehow ended up in bed with rider.

@vancexentan

We all have our demons....

Personally that is not the worst of them.

[KawaiiKyouko]

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[vancexentan]

I honestly believe Turbo is considering letting this happen lol. He loves his degenerate stuff just as much as the next meme lord.

[KawaiiKyouko]

@vancexentan

He's the GM. Rider being Rider, if I actively stopped her it be character breaking, after all... Huh.

[vancexentan]

@KawaiiKyoukoTechnically we're both gm's. He just is making the story posts, and double checking everything. I helped pick a good amount of the servants, and the setting. We're basically equals.

[Turboshitter]

To be honest, while I don't think now is the right time for hanky-panky, it would be funny to make a running gag out of Mordred getting jealous every time Khan tries to get Leon in bed with her. Mordred would join with Constantine to become the Christian Chastity Coalition xD

[vancexentan]

@TurboshitterWell for what it's worth Turbo I'm all for letting it happen. And I'm all for letting it not happen too. On one hand it makes Leon's relationship status weird, and makes Mordred have some sort of vendetta against Rider for basically cucking her before she was even a thing. That being said it'd be fun to do that, and how many times do we get to say 'in a roleplay my character ended up sleeping with Genghis Khan because his drunk irish uncle stiff armed him into doing it' On the other hand it's bad for the way the roleplay is running in that it may seem bizarre given some people have just died. But Leon's a hot blooded american male so he'd go for it if Khan actually let him, and Khan is both drunk, and she's into stuff like this so it's in character for some bizarre reason.

[Turboshitter]

I'm really going to have to come to a decision on this, aren't I? *sigh*

Well, can we at least not progress this until I'm done with my night out, @KawaiiKyouko? My phone is almost dead and I'm out drinking at a brewery downtown. I'll come to a decision once I've plugged my phone back in and sobered up :P

[vancexentan]

Alright I'm fine with that lol.

[KawaiiKyouko]

@vancexentan

Hardly the place, but totally in line with Khan's character. She's supposed to be a life loving woman that hardly bats an eye at genocides and massmurderers, given that she herself has caused countless of them in life. And she absolutely hates Chinese, as well as aristocrats, and the life she loves is the one of nomadry, on horseback. Luxury, riches, aristocracy, that's her enemy.

And, this quote of the real khan is perfect for her as well:

A man's greatest work is to break his enemies, to drive them before him, to take from them all the things that have been theirs, to hear the weeping of those who cherished them, to take their horses between his knees and to press in his arms the most desirable of their women.

Ghenghis is the greatest cucker there has ever been.