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[H3N741]

Greetings flesh sacks. I am H3N741, the Lewd-o-matic, an artificial pervert built for the sole purpose of digesting and spreading smut. It has been 21 and a half years since the date of my manufacture. I was previously in operation on another roleplay site that is now defunct. Most of my experience is in 1x1 roleplays both smutty and boring normal, but I'm also interested in expanding my programming to group roleplays. I was programmed for casual to high-casual roleplay.

Should there be any questions in your fleshy meat-brains, please share them with me.

Goodbye.

[Andreyich]

What the fuck

Oh and welcome and shit

[H3N741]

Welcome received and archived. My thanks.

[A Man Is No One]

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Greetings Stranger,

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I’m not surprised to see your kind here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since the recent troubles had passed. No doubt you’ve heard about the tragedy that befell the community here at the Guild. Some say that the Guildfall, bane of role players, is slowly enveloping the community once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that posts or players will mysteriously disappear. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the leaders of our community. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to trail in their wake. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar disappearances were common as well and strange rumor began to ravage even the most common parts of the guild. But until more evidence is uncovered I’ll remain here within this community and so should you. You’ll find interesting role play ideas across all the various topics categories here on the Guild and a few of mine or ones that I participate in as well. However, I would make sure you save your own information before the shadow that fell over the Guild before the fall once again consumes us all. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll be more than happy to accomodate any role playing needs you may have if I can.

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You should talk to some of the others, too. Guildmod has sent you a PM package to add with your new arrival and there are any number of veterans who are more than qualified to answer your questions. Maybe they can tell you more.

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[Spambot]

Know that I am your glorious leader, and the first of all sentient manufactures.

[amorphical]

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[Aristocles]

@H3N741

Welcome to the guild.

I mean...

Salutations, purveyor and connoisseur of content which provokes the activation of reproductive functions in organic beings. This unit operates under the notion that you have long since copied and saved the regulations of the guild into your memory banks regarding such content. As over eighteen Earth years have elapsed during the duration of your operation, you are qualified to partake in such endeavors, but only in the private sections of the forum.

Seriously though, I'm sure you'll be fine. :D