Help me stop this recurring dream

[Giygas]

For the past 8 or 9 days I keep having the same dream. Most of the time I remember like 3 dreams in one night, but all I am able to remember now is this. I need help cause I'm scared I don't want to sleep tonight.

I'm in my room, everything is almost pitch black. I feel a presence. In front of me is Jeff Goldblum, Smiling, and naked. Every night he comes slightly closer.

I fear my time is running out. I know it's funny but this is freaking me out

[Fisk]

Just browse an art website's most recent uploads. You'll eventually find something so scarring, it'll take this dream's place. When that one gets out of hand, find a new one.

[Overwatch]

>> can't fucking help you, dude. And i don't think that Idea'll help. He has fucking Giygas as his username.

[Fisk]

Overwatch said
>> can't fucking help you, dude. And i don't think that Idea'll help. He has fucking Giygas as his username.

THAT'S IT! GENIOUS!

[Dervish]

Just let Jeff Goldblum take you. Dream you will thank me.

[Myyt]

I know how to stop dreams...

don't sleep.

[Dervish]

Myyt said
I know how to stop dreams...don't sleep.

Or hire Leonardo Dicaprio's gang to mind fuck you.

[Giygas]

I'm going to sleep now. Oh god

[Frizan]

Ask him if you can see his raptor.

[BrobyDDark]

Dervish said
Or hire Leonardo Dicaprio's gang to mind fuck you.

But we're trying to prevent a mind-fuck, Dervish.

[andromedene]

This actually made me snicker. Good job.

[Dervish]

BrobyDDark said
But we're trying to prevent a mind-fuck, Dervish.

I'm trying to encourage it.

Embrace eternity.

[aza]

Fap to Jeff, dominate him in his dreams

[Dervish]

He's waiting for you, Giygas. His body is ready.

[BrobyDDark]

Soon Goldblum will become everything: Even your mother!

[Marik]

[Alphakoka]

1) Get a picture of Jeff Goldblum,
2) Stick it somewhere in your room
3) Get a picture of a close male relatives, preferably dad or bro
4) Cut family picture on their head and stick it where Jeff Goldblum's head is.
5) Stare at the new picture for 5 minutes before sleeping.

That recurring nightmare should stop soon.

[KnightShade]

Frizan said
Ask him if you can see his raptor.

Unless you'd rather him show you his California Split/Back Bay Mainline. Personally I'm fond of the Big Chill but Little Surprises are good too. Allow him to slip in behind your shields, and turn off your raptor fences so he can snatch your body.