[OOC] CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One

[Master Bruce]

Not quite, I still have a post or two to go before Batman's free to interact with anyone.

Oh.

That... isn't what you...

Well, I'm just embarasssed.

[An Outsider]

Ya'll ready for the crossover of the Gawd-dayum-motherfuckin' century?

_{because I am. I am very ready.}

@Superboy

Yeah, but how am I supposed to crossover with Green Arrow if GG's computer is still on the fritz?

Oh...

MB already made this bad joke...

I'll see myself out.

[Sep]

I've already crossovered so I'm just going to sit here drinking beer waiting for Andy so we can high five _{have a victory wank} then go home.

[Master Bruce]

Between Clark and Iris' combined speed, I feel like they could have multiple victory wanks in full view of the SHIELD people without anyone knowing the wiser.

[Sep]

Between Clark and Iris' combined speed, I feel like they could have multiple victory wanks in full view of the SHIELD people without anyone knowing the wiser.

@Master Bruce

Except for the poor SHIELD guy that gets killed by super strong semen shooting through his head.

[Hillan]

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Except for the poor SHIELD guy that gets killed by super strong semen shooting through his head.

@Sep

At least he'll die doing what he loved.

[An Outsider]

Between Clark and Iris' combined speed, I feel like they could have multiple victory wanks in full view of the SHIELD people without anyone knowing the wiser.

@Master Bruce

Genuinely can't wait for this post.

[Lord Wraith]

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Except for the poor SHIELD guy that gets killed by super strong semen shooting through his head.

@Sep

When did this change to Hancock?

[Master Bruce]

Genuinely can't wait for this post.

@BlackSam3091

It'll be a sex scene so graphic and so full of superhuman fetishizing that we'll all go, "Lord Wraith who?"

[Lord Wraith]

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It'll be a sex scene so graphic and so full of superhuman fetishizing that we'll all go, "Lord Wraith who?"

@Master Bruce

That sounds an awful lot like a challenge.

BRB dropping Thor for Kitty Pryde.

[Byrd Man]

[Lord Wraith]

@Byrd Man

[AndyC]

I've already crossovered so I'm just going to sit here drinking beer waiting for Andy so we can high five _{have a victory wank} then go home.

@Sep

Workin' on that right now.

[Retired]

<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>

That sounds an awful lot like a challenge.

BRB dropping Thor for Kitty Pryde.

@Lord Wraith

No.

[Lord Wraith]

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No.

@Retired

Competing apps at dawn.

Got my face claim all lined up:

Hider

[Enarr]

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Competing apps at dawn.

Got my face claim all lined up:

Hider

@Lord Wraith

What time is dawn in Canada?

[Enarr]

Also grew up with this treasure.

[Byrd Man]

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What time is dawn in Canada?

@Nightrunner

Depends on where. Canada has the same time zones as the US, for the most part. I feel like Newfoundland is like an hour ahead of EST.

[Enarr]

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Depends on where. Canada has the same time zones as the US, for the most part. I feel like Newfoundland is like an hour ahead of EST.

@Byrd Man

Yeah, but in the same sense that one might oversimplify and say that a firetruck is red, I was curious what the quintessential time of Canada's dawn would be. Like, what time is THE time? Which time of dawn really reflects Canada's values, attributes and rich history? Y'know.

[Lord Wraith]