What strange ideas / spleens / hiccups does your brain come up with?

[Finris]

I hope some other people also find amusement in their off moments and want to share them.

This is not about mental illness, it is rather about the more or less frequent "brain fart" moments or the strange ideas that pop up from time to time.
I will just start with two examples:

A very long time I had the urge to put a spoon in any pot of tea or coffee I was having at home. Would be alright if I wouldn't stick to taking tea without sugar, milk or lemon.

A more recent one is the urge to jump into really big puddles - especially when I am in a bad mood.

[Spambot]

I occasionally see things brought into the back rooms of work with snow on them. When I'm not on my obligatory spam duties, I have the urge to pick up some, make a handful, and fling it at the ceiling for the shotgun blast effect it has on myself and peers.