[IC] Crossover Town

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@ZAVAZggg So, this guy thought Jesse wasn’t serious. Without a second thought, Jesse shot Zyx in the leg. If this was someone like Teo, he would just shoot until he got his questions answers.

“Oh man.” Morty said, freaking out even more now that guns were being shot.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

Zyx didn't even do so much as flinch before he started moving in a blur, one that was far too quick for the eye to see, which he kept doing until Jesse's gun was empty. Returning to what seemed to be a normal speed, he let the bullets fall from his gloved hands, their exteriors wreathed in translucent wisps of smoke as they clattered against the hardened ground.

"Now that you've gotten that out of your system," Zyx began, tucking his hands back into his pockets. "Perhaps Morty here will get around to answering my question."

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@ZAVAZggg Jesse was truly stumped. He couldn’t think of what action to best take next as he was an absolute deadeye who had just had all his shots dodged.

This time gave Morty a moment to speak.

“Woah.” He said to the super fast dodging “Uh, anyway, I haven’t really seen anything out of the ordinary. I mean, besides man eating sofas. So are you, like, a friend of Rick’s?” He asked, as Jesse mumbled to himself that he will just have to ask this kid’s grandad.

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@ZAVAZggg Jesse was truly stumped. He couldn’t think of what action to best take next as he was an absolute deadeye who had just had all his shots dodged.

This time gave Morty a moment to speak.

“Woah.” He said to the super fast dodging “Uh, anyway, I haven’t really seen anything out of the ordinary. I mean, besides man eating sofas. So are you, like, a friend of Rick’s?” He asked, as Jesse mumbled to himself that he will just have to ask this kid’s grandad.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

"Not exactly," he said, shrugging slightly. "No matter the version, he's still somehow an asshole every time, albeit a useful one."

Zyx paused, kicking a few of the bullets gathered at his feet.

"In any case, I thank you for the response, even if it doesn't give me any lead to work with."

He began to stride past the two and down the street.

"If you hear anything though, do let me know. I'll be staying here for a while yet, mostly at the Little Hat Cafe back in the commercial district. If you need to find me for whatever reason, I'll be there."

And with that he walked away.

[Dark Cloud]

@Dark Cloud “Is that the human mating signal? Wubbalubbadubbdubb?” The Terminator said all this with that same stoic German accent he was known for, including wubbalubbadubbdubb.

“I have an intimate understanding of human anatomy.” It was true, though mainly to help the machines understand their enemy better “Let’s get a...hooker, wing man.” The Terminator didn’t really know exactly what Rick was talking about, or what he was in for.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

Rick nearly doubled over laughing at the Terminator "Alright let's get this party started!" he shouted kicking the robot over and heading towards the exit.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@ZAVAZggg Jesse gave a frustrated sigh.

"Asshole." He turned to Morty "You're grandad better have answers then, or is he another one of these pricks that dodges bullets?"

@Dark Cloud Elsewhere on a street corner

"Are you a hooker?" The Terminator asked the businesswoman, before promptly being slapped. He asked another woman who was a bit younger and in less professional attire. A cloud of paper spray shrouded his face, but of course he made no reaction as she ran away.

"Where are these hookers?" He asked Rick

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@ZAVAZggg Jesse gave a frustrated sigh.

"Asshole." He turned to Morty "You're grandad better have answers then, or is he another one of these pricks that dodges bullets?"

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

Zyx had made good time in getting back to the Little Hat café, though he had used his powers to cheat a bit. Mostly by shortening the distance between himself and it. Upon arrival, however, he had gone inside and ordered a coffee. A beverage he sipped from languidly as the day wore on. He was not alone though, as Duma-now in the form of a gear tattoo running up the right side of Zyx's neck-removed herself from his skin, twisting through the air as a colorful shape before shifting into her human form sans the wings. Stretching briefly, she plopped into the chair opposite Zyx with a sigh.

"Well that was unproductive," Duma said as she cracked her knuckles. "Kid was a bit of a dick too."

Zyx continued to stare out the window.

"Anywhoo..."

Duma leaned forward, her chin resting in her hand.

"What do we do now?"

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"Now?"

Zyx took another sip.

"Now we wait."

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

"Oh man...now we got the cops chasing us. Why did you have to shoot at that guy?" Morty asked Jesse as they fled

"Guy was a prick. That kind of attitude doesn't serve you where I am from, if you don't got a death wish." Jesse said, shooting two cops perfectly in the head with another clip of ammo he had stashed.

"What the hell! Stop shooting. These people have lives. A-and families." Morty yelled desperately

But both stopped in their tracks as some kind of being slowly rose from the ground. A dark, hooded, undead being wielding a scythe. On top of all of this, it's dimensions didn't fit reality. It looked like some cartoon character.

"Ask not for whom the bell tolls." Grim said as he spotted Jesse...which was a mistake. Jesse had never witnessed something as surreal as a moving drawing, but the phrase Grim uttered clued Jesse in.

"Hello reaper. You look different. Uglier. Your mom cut you're hair again?" Jesse said sarcastically with clear irritation.

"You know the grim reaper?" Morty asked Jesse, horrified.

"Hey! Plenty of ladies like a bald guy." Grim said defensively "Now lets see the job details." Grim put on spectacles and read a sheet of paper he took from his robe "Make his life a living hell, and make sure he doesn't die. Not sure if we should be saying 'hell' in a children's cartoon." Grim figured. But this was no children's cartoon....

[Kenshi]

@ZAVAZggg Jesse gave a frustrated sigh.

"Asshole." He turned to Morty "You're grandad better have answers then, or is he another one of these pricks that dodges bullets?"

@Dark Cloud Elsewhere on a street corner

"Are you a hooker?" The Terminator asked the businesswoman, before promptly being slapped. He asked another woman who was a bit younger and in less professional attire. A cloud of paper spray shrouded his face, but of course he made no reaction as she ran away.

"Where are these hookers?" He asked Rick

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

Jason Voorhees appeared in front of the Terminator, blocking his path.
The dead man's arm rejuvenated, and was whole again.
He stood eye to eye with the Terminator, not even one glance at Rick Sanchez.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Kenshi @Dark Cloud The Terminator, a war machine built for war and reprogrammed to ensure the survival of humanity, was now face to face with Jason Vorhees, the revenant killer of Crystal Lake. Faced with another cold blooded killer, the Terminator uttered but one phrase,

“Are you a hooker?”

[Dark Cloud]

@Kenshi @Dark Cloud The Terminator, a war machine built for war and reprogrammed to ensure the survival of humanity, was now face to face with Jason Vorhees, the revenant killer of Crystal Lake. Faced with another cold blooded killer, the Terminator uttered but one phrase,

“Are you a hooker?”

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

"Shit shit sh-*belch*-it shit shit shit." Rick digs around in his lab coat pockets "Terminator bu-*belch*-buddy I think this hockey mask wearing guy is most definitely not a hooker, let's go...And uh l-l*belch*-look Jason! A camp councillor!" and Rick books it down the street.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Dark Cloud@Kenshi The Terminator noted the fear in Rick. He was programmed to understand it as the human reaction to threats.

“Is this man a threat.” The Terminator scanned Jason over, saw the machete, and made the call himself. He raised the shotgun with one arm to Jason’s face.

“Hasta lavista.” He said, before blasting Jason’s face.

[Kenshi]

@Dark Cloud@Kenshi The Terminator noted the fear in Rick. He was programmed to understand it as the human reaction to threats.

“Is this man a threat.” The Terminator scanned Jason over, saw the machete, and made the call himself. He raised the shotgun with one arm to Jason’s face.

“Hasta lavista.” He said, before blasting Jason’s face.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

Jason brought the machete up with cat like reflexes and cleaved the Termintor's gun barrel in half, as he pulled the trigger, erupting in a small, explosion between the two who barely moved an inch.
With Jason's machete useless now, he threw a right cross at the Termintor's jaw.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Kenshi @Dark Cloud The Terminator’s head barely jogged at the punch that rent his flesh sheath but left the metal underneath intact. It wasn’t all gone, but the “teeth” on the side Jason hit were now showing.

The Terminator uppercut Jason and followed up with a haymaker.

[Kenshi]

@Kenshi @Dark Cloud The Terminator’s head barely jogged at the punch that rent his flesh sheath but left the metal underneath intact. It wasn’t all gone, but the “teeth” on the side Jason hit were now showing.

The Terminator uppercut Jason and followed up with a haymaker.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

The uppercut knocked his hockey mask off, revealing his dead maggot face.
And the haymaker, made him stumble back, but he kept coming back for more.
Jason tried to punch his fist thru the man's chest, in order to pull his spine from within.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Kenshi Jason could punch through steel, but the Terminator’s endoskeleton was far more durable. The punch knocked Terminator back, and punctured the flesh sheath, but it’s hyperalloy endoskeleton remained intact.

Considering Jason’s strength and durability, the Terminator figured he would need more than his hands for the job. A crowd was starting to gather in the sidewalks around Jason and Arnold The Terminator, wondering the legitimacy of what was happening. The Terminator used the space created between them, and the distraction of the crowd, to look for anywhere he could find weapons. To his right was a pawn shop. He swung the door open, and despite the protests of the shopkeeper, smashed the gun case and started loading up. Handguns. They would have to do.

[Kenshi]

Jason reached down and picked up his hockey mask, placing it back on.
With all the excitement and a crowd as well, it wasn't long that Jason disappeared from view.
"He's gone, just like in the movies." Said a citizen.
"Movie? They're shooting a movie here with Terminator and Jason? ,that's so bad ass."
" where did Jason go?"
"HE does this in the movies, he'll disappear and then wham has back again."

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

The Terminator walked out of the shop, and the pedestrian crowd cheered.

“Jason vs Terminator! This is dope!”
“They gotta do more vs movies.”
“Kick his ass, Terminator!”
“Nah I’m cheering for Jason.”

Even some nearby cops thought this was a movie promo, much to the dismay of the shopkeeper.

[Kenshi]

The Terminator walked out of the shop, and the pedestrian crowd cheered.

“Jason vs Terminator! This is dope!”
“They gotta do more vs movies.”
“Kick his ass, Terminator!”
“Nah I’m cheering for Jason.”

Even some nearby cops thought this was a movie promo, much to the dismay of the shopkeeper.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

Jason came out of Dan's Hardware Household with a huge chainsaw in his hands.
The blade was whirling viciously, as Dan himself came running up taking pictures of Jason, "Your not stealing from me, you wacko."
Jason swung the chainsaw thru Dan the owner, the blade cutting thru his body, showering blood everywhere.
Jason looked at the Terminator across the street, and began walking towards him, cutting anyone in half if they got to close.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Kenshi The cops drew their guns on Jason when he started chainsawing people, and everyone else just started running.

The Terminator started shooting at Jason with dual handguns. The cops then aimed at the Terminator as well. They shot at Jason and the Terminator both with their glocks, but to no avail. Bullets whizzed at Jason; the cops were shooting for his head, while the Terminator was aiming for the hands and arms holding the chainsaw.

[Kenshi]

@Kenshi The cops drew their guns on Jason when he started chainsawing people, and everyone else just started running.

The Terminator started shooting at Jason with dual handguns. The cops then aimed at the Terminator as well. They shot at Jason and the Terminator both with their glocks, but to no avail. Bullets whizzed at Jason; the cops were shooting for his head, while the Terminator was aiming for the hands and arms holding the chainsaw.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

Jason's body danced from the sheer amount of bullets that struck his body.
He fell to the ground, and the Chainsaw skipped across the street.
A brave cop approached slowly and kicked Jason's foot once, then twice.
"I think the son of a bitch is dead."
Jason's hand reached up and grabbed the cops groin, and ripped it off.
The crazed killer got to his feet, as the cop doubled over in pain, bleeding out from the groin.
Jason raised his boot, and smashed the cops face into the ground.
He walked over and lifted up the Chainsaw, before walking over to the neat cop and cutting him straight down in half.